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Skriven 2005-04-05 14:09:38 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
Ärende: Showing Off
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a
brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in
the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a
spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped pulls
up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny
car and asks, "What kind of car ya'got there, sonny?" The
young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost
so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"
states the young dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No
problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head
in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his
moped, the old man says,"That's a pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my moped."

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the
old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within
6 seconds the speedometer reads 60mph. Suddenly, he notices
a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting=20
closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much
faster!!!!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the
young man asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250
mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari
he gives it some more gas and passes the moped. He looks in
his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again.

Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him
again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can
do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear.

The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
"Oh my goodness! Is there anything I can do for you?" The
old man whispers....

Unhook ...my suspenders from your side-view mirror."


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