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Skriven 2005-04-05 14:11:58 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
Ärende: Voice-Activation
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VOICE ACTIVATED CAR RADIO.....

A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it
off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she
attempted to change radio stations and saw that there
appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned
around and headed back to the dealer.

Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to
excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they
must replace it since she only had one radio station. The
salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio
was voice- activated, and that she would only need to
state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car
would find it.

She got into the car and started the engine and then said
the word "country," and the radio changed to a station
playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and
started home. After a while she decided to try out the
radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed
and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers.

Quite pleased, the woman continued driving. A few blocks
from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to
slam on her brakes to avoid a collision.

The woman angrily exclaimed, "SHIT!!"

The radio cut over to George Dumbya Bush's press conference.

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