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Skriven 2005-04-07 04:20:28 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Place to see.
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 GS> If you have a connection to the real_world of the internet........
   > Have a look-see here! '-)
   > http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/stupid_users/index.html

Funny

 -=[05-Apr-2005 10:43, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> What would I be seeing? (I still don't have a "real" world of the
   > internet back up!)

  G-day George Pope, it's many pictures of hacker/owners upgrading thier
  machines themselves in some very wonderful/stupid ways. ;-)

> OBjoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

There was an old woman who lived in a boot
With a conical roof like a big bumbershoot.
The design was original Frank Lloyd Wright
With the instep floodlit, though only at night.

You ask of her kids: she did have a selection,
The nicest ones born by Caesarian section.
Which, according to kindly old Dr. Sparks
reduces the risk of those blasted stretch marks.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Quarreled with better half Chiquita.
All around the house they swerved
Can this marriage be conserved?

There was an old woman who lived in a suite
Of shoes which were cobbled for oversize feet.
Since some of her rooms were quite down-at-heel
Her assessment was dropped by the board of appeal.

He rode a bike to see his chick,
Unlucky Davy Crockett.
His right pant leg was rather thick
And wound up in the sprocket.

The stern dedication of Little Bo Peep
To the sheep in their various sizes
Has yielded a number of trophies to keep:
A shelf full of Woolitzer prizes.

She netted an Oscar for tending her flock
On the night of the Sheep Herder's Ball
Accepting the prize in a little wool frock
A couple of sizes too small.

Fee fie foe fan
I smell the food of an Anglican
And thus away I fly
To eat some steak and kidney pie.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece is pale chartreuse
It weighs about a kilogram
And bleats like Dr. Seuss.

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it castor oil
And everywhere that lamb did go
It fertilized the soil.

Little Boy Blue is not in his wagon
Whose roof is so leaky and springs are so saggin'
Is he under the haystack and fast asleep
Or is he out chasing Little Bo Peep.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

 Are Armadillos eatable??
 SURE they are...if they are PREPARED properly...

 1. Clean and gut your Armadillo (if it's not a pre-gutted Roadkill)

 2. Slit it up the belly and spread it open so the spine acts as a
    hinge...

 3. Nail the Armadillo to a Wooden Plank (Belly-side to the wood) (Sugar
    Maple Plank is the best, but Hickory or Mesquite is good too!) <Be
    SURE to use 16d Galvanized Nails so they won't rust and spoil the
    taste of your Armadillo

 4. Layer strips of Bacon across the Armadillo

 5. Next, build a roaring campfire with plenty of dry Mesquite wood, and
    keep it burning for 3-4 hours, adding wood as necessary to build-up
    a good bed of hot coals...

 6. Very carefully place the planked Armadillo 14 11/32 inches from the
    coals and lean it (Armadillo-side) toward the coals at a 37.8 degree
    angle...<the angle is VERY important!

 7. Cook the Armadillo in this position until the Bacon looks,
    smells, and feels like Charcoal...

 8. Remove the planked Armadillo from the fire and carefully pull
    out the nails...they will be hot, so be careful not to burn
    your lips or gums as you pull them...

 9. Very carefully remove the bacon from the hide of the Armadillo
    and Discard the bacon.

10. Place the Armadillo and the Sugar Maple Plank into a large
    Kettle...cover both with fat free chicken stock (the Armadillo
    is fatty enough) and bring to a rapid boil.

11. When the pot comes to a boil, add 6 unpeeled Yellow Onions, (1) 2Lb
    bag of whole carrots, unpeeled, and 4 RIBS of Celery to the
    pot...Cover and reduce heat to a simmer.  Simmer for 48 Hours and
    27.6 minutes...Remove pot from heat.

12. Carefully remove the Armadillo from the pot and discard all
    the liquid and vegetables...

13. Throw away the Armadillo and EAT the DAMNED Board!


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