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                    APPLICATION FOR BBS VALIDATION
                            STATE OF TEXAS

Real Name:_________________________________________________________
Alias:_____________________________________________________________
Address (RFD):_____________________________________________________
Home phone: _______________    Business phone _____________________
Are you a sysop?___________Name of Board __________________________
Boards you freq' from:_____________________________________________
List Three References not related:_________________________________
Typing speed:______
How many megs of files do you have?________________________________
Make Of Computer________________ Size Of HD:_____
How Many Drives do you have?__________________Sizes____________
Date you bought system: _______________
When And Where Your Last "Elvis" Sighting Was:_____________________
Do You Own Any Shoes?  ( )Yes    ( )No
Does Your Computer set up Weigh More Than Your wife?  ( )Yes    ( )No
Can You Sign Your Name And All ways Spell It Right?  ( )Yes   ( )No
Can you remember your pass word? ( ) Yes  ( ) No
Have You Ever Had More Than One Drop Carrier A day?  ( )Yes   ( )No

Medical Information:
Do You Have At Least Two Of The Following:
( )BO  ( )Crabs  ( )Lice  ( )Bad Breath  ( )Scabies  ( )Fleas
( )Tattoos  ( )Crossed Eyes  ( )Runny Nose  ( )Rabies
( )Brown Teeth( )Yellow Teeth( )Any Teeth  _____ # Of Teeth Missing___


General Information:
Are You Married To Any Of The Following (Circle All That Apply):
( )Sister    ( )Cousin    ( )Cousins Sister    ( )Aunt    ( )Other
Can You Count Past 10 With Your Shoes On?  ( )Yes  ( )No
Do you work out?__________ How much? ________________

What does these stand for:
TIME LIMIT _____ DOWNLOAD RATIO _____ FILE LEECH ______ POSTING _____

What is meant by:
UPLOADS ______ PIRATING ______ VIRUS_____

Sysops you hate:_________________________________________________
Favorite Pastime: ( )Hacking ( )Computing ( )Downloading ( )Getting even

Computer Equipped:  ( )Keyboard  ( )Monitor  ( )Modem  ( )Computer
Baud rate( )300 ( )1200 ( )2400  ( )1600  ( )14400

Favorite SYSOPS  ( )SEAN DORSEY ( )________ ( )__________
( )__________ ( )__________  ( )__________ ( ) Elvis

Bumper Sticker's:  ( )Happy Modeming
                   ( )Honk if you have files

Cap Emblem's:  ( )IBM  ( )WINDOWS  ( )O/S2
               ( )BILL GATES FOR PRES ( )PIRATE

MemberShip's:  ( )RRPCC ( )VFW  ( )B.P.O.E.  ( )KKK  ( )700 Club

Time and day when you're not home: _______________

Do you own one of the following:
( ) Burglar alarm ( ) Watch dog ( ) Electrical fence?_____________

... BBQ sauce & keyboard:............Finger Stickin good!



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