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Skriven 2005-04-14 07:50:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
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. T> III                     Another try!

A man travelling on a train asked the ticket collector what
time the train stopped at Victoria.

"This train doesn't stop at Victoria, its the express."

"You're joking! I NEED to get off at Victoria!"

"Sorry sir, this train will not stop at Victoria."

"There must be something you can do."

"Well there is one thing..."

"What? Anything! I need to get off at Victoria!"

"Well, I'll get the driver to slow down and I'll dangle you
out the door and lower you onto the platform."

"My goodness!" said the man, "Will that work?"

"It's worth a try," replied the ticket collector.

The train approached the platform at 50 mph. The ticket
collector hung the man out the door. The man started running
in mid air.

"Run faster! Run faster!" the ticket collector shouted as he
lowered the man down.

The man's feet touched the platform, and smoke flew off his
shoes. One of his heels came off; he was running for his
life! Suddenly, the ticket collector let go, and the man was
running at 30 mph. He has made it; he began to slow down. He
was still running at 20 mph along side the train as the
other passengers watched in amazement. As the last carriage
went by, another hand grabbed the man by the shirt collar
and lifted him back onto the train. As he was being pulled
into the carriage he heard a voice say, "Your lucky I was
here to help you on, normally this train doesn't even
slow-down at Victoria!"

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]


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