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Skriven 2005-04-14 07:58:00 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
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. T> III                     Another try!

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,
over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.  The
problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little
chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a   male's reproductive organs have to
come from cells already assigned elsewhere in   the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications centre of the brain, migrate lower in the body
and develop into male   sexual organs.  If you visualise a
normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means
that males are born a few cards short, so to speak.  And some
of their cards are in their shorts.  This difference between
the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to
read.  Little boys, however, will tend to do things like
placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.
Little girls will think about doing things before taking any
action.  Little boys will just punch or kick something and
will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched
their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other
way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains
differ, but the centre of thought also differs.  Women think with
their heads.  Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies
where their ex-brain cells reside.  Of course, the size of this
problem varies from man to man.  In some men only a small number
of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental
capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such
men are known in medical terms as "Republicans." Other men suffer
larger brain cell relocation.  These men are medically referred
to as "Democrats."  A small number of men suffer massive brain
cell migration to their groins.  These men are usually referred
to as..... "Mr. President"

... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]


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