Text 1758, 260 rader
Skriven 2005-04-18 11:02:52 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1737 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Bone
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I heard what your ex-wife wrote in her divorce application:

I want to divorce him because he's
a homo pumping, camel farting, worm gulping, dung scratching, mold
burping, toe-jam biting, crap slurping, spit pukeing, phlegm snatching,
puke poking, bung fondling, faggot eating, rabbit jumping, squirrel
smoking, homo burping, pimple swallowing, phlegm fondling, pig hugging,
sheep twitching, toe-jam juggling, nut searching, toad stealing, scum
scratching, wacker smelling, rabbit belching, camel mounting, fag
clutching, vomit burping, elephant snatching, nad sucking, ape porking,
homo undulating, nut burping, ass lusting, cock gargling, grease
guzzling, vomit biting, skunk twitching, dick licking, booger snatching,
grandma feeding, puddle blowing, trash kissing, butt spewing, grandpa
staring, maggot sniffing, fish pumping, monkey smoking, mold fondling,
mud belching, wart grabbing, wacker sucking, puke feeling, toilet
kissing, wacker hugging, puss caressing, bum jerking, mold feeling, turd
grabbing, elephant spewing, nut slurping, clown hugging, grime sucking,
gay stinking, ass slurping, dust belching, bum feeling, wart porking,
butt falating, crack snatching, camel undulating, bung feeding, mold
kissing, fungus mounting, dung eating, gay licking, phlegm basting,
camel biting, daddy screwing, homo chewing, toilet slurping, worm
biting, wart stealing, homo caressing, hog scratching, faggot jumping,
mud munching, rabbit licking, prick undulating, skunk falating, dump
biting, homo wallowing, fungus watching, dump wacking, grandpa basting,
turd gargling, camel swallowing, ooze jumping, chipmunk guzzling, piss
twitching, dirt belching, prick burping, nut smoking, grime swallowing,
piss clutching, prick guzzling, chipmunk staring, bung sniffing, wussie
juggling, turd pumping, barf snatching, elephant undulating, pimple
lusting, mud feeding, dog burping, prick wallowing, butt squealing,
wussie kissing, weasel basting, fish spewing, chimp poking, mold
twitching, grease wallowing, spit basting, monkey worshipping, dick
guzzling, grease feeding, prick watching, nad mounting, barf twitching,
mold hugging, ooze spewing, vomit blowing, fag snatching, faggot
undulating, grandpa screwing, grease kissing, booger grazing, weasel
clawing, fish hugging, wacker spewing, vomit holding, phlegm juggling,
camel falating, barf screwing, ass chewing, puss burping, skunk
smelling, wussie grasping, chipmunk screwing, tramp stealing, pig
scarfing, daddy frenching, urine biting, faggot falating, monkey
gargling, nad watching, grandma grasping, prick hopping, camel gargling,
puke snatching, butt scratching, toilet screwing, dung hugging, scum
spewing, weasel scarfing, rabbit feeding, puss porking, worm squealing,
booger worshipping, faggot gargling, walrus kissing, puddle copping,
mold staring, tramp drooling, puddle gargling, crack guzzling, urine
burping, nad poking, toad watching, camel fondling, toe-jam blowing,
tramp hugging, grime biting, pimple grasping, worm watching, piss
smelling, toe-jam clawing, monkey undulating, ooze stinking, phlegm
clawing, weasel watching, clown grasping, urine guzzling, bung jerking,
cock wallowing, gay scarfing, grandpa undulating, puss kissing, barf
squealing, vomit gulping, wart spewing, clown holding, squirrel
scratching, monkey porking, pimple eating, elephant fondling, pig
lusting, piss poking, dick caressing, tramp mounting, pimple hopping,
squirrel chewing, toe-jam lusting, monkey smelling, prick porking, crap
sniffing, ass stealing, grime chewing, fish smoking, gay pukeing, butt
belching, dung swallowing, nad copping, squirrel staring, pig searching,
fish swallowing, fungus pumping, pimple biting, pig sniffing, tramp
kissing, booger stealing, daddy hopping, monkey copping, nut spewing,
mud twitching, crap grasping, nut biting, grandpa farting, puke
screwing, squirrel grasping, sheep munching, dog stealing, toe-jam
scarfing, ape sucking, bung watching, wacker scarfing, mold swallowing,
camel pumping, clown grabbing, slug chewing, snot mounting, clown
wallowing, dung watching, butt scarfing, wacker grazing, grease
juggling, dog clutching, tramp chewing, ass hopping, sheep gulping,
vomit grasping, nut feeling, dump frenching, sheep basting, puddle
porking, slug falating, cock smoking, mud clawing, dog basting, grandpa
spewing, grease clawing, homo munching, nad sniffing, toad twitching,
scum watching, grime porking, cock feeding, trash wacking, pig
worshipping, urine frenching, grandma copping, slime stinking, faggot
screwing, piss swallowing, urine sucking, snot feeling, mold undulating,
grandpa porking, crack juggling, dick chewing, ass caressing, crab
biting, clown falating, pimple slurping, sheep eating, weasel wacking,
crack grasping, ass feeding, daddy jerking, gay drooling, puke
searching, dog wallowing, dung belching, toe-jam wacking, puke copping,
walrus fondling, vomit watching, bum guzzling, dog clawing, elephant
squealing, scum undulating, slug copping, wart mounting, wussie holding,
puss grazing, ape gulping, turd licking, dog munching, skunk basting,
worm chewing, fish scarfing, skunk biting, cock lusting, dust stinking,
dump screwing, slime fondling, crab sucking, puss copping, wacker
swallowing, faggot sniffing, dump sucking, grime pumping, puddle
feeling, chimp grazing, elephant wacking, daddy sucking, phlegm
twitching, fungus lusting, monkey scratching, chimp caressing, tramp
munching, pimple grazing, clown poking, worm feeling, puss lusting,
tramp smelling, crap grabbing, ooze poking, urine stealing, cock
clawing, piss holding, fish staring, booger gulping, piss spewing, butt
wacking, fungus wallowing, chimp stealing, crab blowing, grime feeding,
bung scratching, ass burping, dick undulating, maggot gulping, piss
blowing, grandma undulating, dung gargling, chipmunk kissing, maggot
feeding, bung slurping, urine caressing, monkey poking, bum licking,
puke farting, crab grasping, ape wacking, vomit sniffing, weasel
hugging, scum sucking, nut grasping, crab basting, urine twitching, barf
licking, crap smoking, hog sucking, pig jumping, walrus scarfing, weasel
porking, chipmunk pukeing, puss stinking, mud snatching, ooze belching,
skunk guzzling, daddy snatching, prick lusting, grandma poking, dung
holding, pig stinking, crack smoking, phlegm belching, nut gargling,
dump drooling, scum gulping, toad smoking, spit pumping, toilet sucking,
acne gulping, slime farting, clown scarfing, vomit sucking, wart
drooling, turd lusting, grime munching, fag mounting, piss slurping,
crack grazing, crap clawing, snot drooling, nad pumping, ape frenching,
snot hopping, grease basting, chimp drooling, wussie blowing, trash
grazing, gay grabbing, bung chewing, dick screwing, mud holding, sheep
hugging, fungus smoking, crap hopping, bum grasping, barf stinking, crap
scarfing, dung basting, grandma belching, homo farting, urine lusting,
prick falating, rabbit porking, ass snatching, chipmunk feeding, grease
stinking, camel scratching, dust worshipping, toad pumping, mold
gulping, bung sucking, tramp fondling, puddle lusting, barf mounting,
wacker scratching, dust falating, skunk hopping, dirt pumping, barf
munching, fag belching, crab jerking, barf stealing, dump gulping, cock
watching, pimple kissing, nut screwing, puss grasping, fungus farting,
urine screwing, ooze clutching, wart frenching, puke gulping, turd
swallowing, acne grabbing, ooze eating, fag grasping, scum holding, butt
caressing, phlegm slurping, pimple juggling, acne basting, booger
grasping, bum blowing, turd mounting, spit feeling, ooze sucking, toad
grasping, walrus clawing, grandma basting, ass stinking, dump fondling,
squirrel clutching, wart wacking, tramp twitching, chimp frenching,
phlegm squealing, gay sniffing, hog feeding, crab hugging, ape biting,
spit mounting, urine stinking, camel guzzling, booger lusting, spit
jerking, urine feeding, chipmunk watching, wart blowing, gay grazing,
slime guzzling, spit munching, grandma snatching, slug licking, cock
undulating, bung gargling, skunk scratching, worm poking, hog porking,
chimp farting, nut undulating, sheep licking, toe-jam feeling, ooze
staring, squirrel smelling, grime jerking, grandma blowing, dump
worshipping, vomit juggling, nad undulating, camel wallowing, urine
pumping, booger gargling, pig munching, acne biting, butt swallowing,
daddy worshipping, ooze blowing, hog scarfing, cock grazing, wussie
wacking, bung pukeing, gay juggling, puss screwing, urine basting, clown
pukeing, mold porking, puke fondling, dump falating, crack swallowing,
worm screwing, elephant copping, pig squealing, dog pukeing, ooze
clawing, weasel staring, dog farting, crack smelling, wart feeling,
sheep slurping, slug jumping, fag falating, bung wacking, puddle
feeding, weasel falating, grease holding, daddy lusting, homo licking,
grandma munching, tramp clawing, chipmunk gulping, rabbit pukeing,
fungus wacking, grime gulping, homo twitching, ass gargling, slime
clawing, snot scratching, dirt porking, hog stealing, fungus drooling,
fag caressing, dust screwing, crab slurping, urine hopping, toad
caressing, pig burping, trash falating, puss staring, squirrel
wallowing, walrus pukeing, ape basting, bung pumping, toilet caressing,
gay gulping, snot hugging, nad gargling, phlegm worshipping, crab
searching, prick grazing, slug gargling, clown caressing, weasel
snatching, ape fondling, fish munching, skunk feeding, grandma sucking,
squirrel gulping, dump scratching, grandma twitching, toad sniffing,
booger drooling, puke pumping, puddle frenching, weasel belching, snot
farting, gay grasping, fungus blowing, dick twitching, worm slurping,
dung scarfing, vomit clutching, butt fondling, fungus scratching, prick
drooling, barf porking, faggot holding, acne staring, pig belching, dump
stinking, wart snatching, wussie smoking, trash grabbing, puss stealing,
butt wallowing, ass spewing, toe-jam eating, faggot drooling, ape
swallowing, grime mounting, chipmunk poking, trash slurping, skunk
wallowing, dirt basting, vomit searching, barf grazing, toilet gulping,
worm licking, walrus biting, fag munching, snot squealing, fungus
scarfing, butt frenching, squirrel biting, dick grabbing, puddle
swallowing, puss farting, mud smoking, wacker grabbing, nad searching,
homo gargling, monkey falating, toe-jam smoking, acne clutching, dog
spewing, camel grabbing, homo clutching, fish worshipping, fungus
swallowing, puke squealing, crack jerking, prick smelling, camel
staring, elephant hopping, spit licking, rabbit stealing, sheep pumping,
walrus jerking, mud hopping, puss mounting, booger fondling, butt
copping, nut blowing, dust grasping, worm smelling, puddle stealing,
booger undulating, ape clawing, dung frenching, urine kissing, phlegm
biting, dung munching, turd wallowing, fish drooling, trash gulping,
grandma clutching, chimp jerking, sheep searching, booger burping, nad
drooling, grease scarfing, puddle pumping, wart screwing, grease poking,
puke smoking, wussie drooling, scum pukeing, puss biting, nad smelling,
slug sniffing, nut clawing, grime grazing, daddy feeling, weasel
guzzling, acne blowing, maggot wacking, worm lusting, chipmunk
undulating, gay munching, monkey slurping, pig guzzling, slime
swallowing, monkey wallowing, urine clawing, mold pumping, crap lusting,
monkey feeding, snot wallowing, crack porking, sheep fondling, weasel
feeling, tramp scratching, worm gargling, crab twitching, slime
scarfing, faggot watching, camel blowing, toad snatching, grease
frenching, toe-jam stinking, ape falating, faggot scratching, sheep
biting, dung sniffing, spit sucking, wart scarfing, vomit hugging,
phlegm chewing, turd guzzling, pimple falating, dick scarfing, barf
jerking, butt mounting, cock spewing, crack copping, turd gulping,
puddle juggling, crap staring, camel squealing, dirt spewing, hog
searching, fish pukeing, slug poking, mud stinking, bum smoking, puddle
snatching, turd scarfing, slime falating, toilet jumping, ooze copping,
spit twitching, tramp lusting, pimple belching, wussie stealing, scum
squealing, puddle clutching, dog biting, gay searching, scum guzzling,
tramp snatching, dung grasping, ass jumping, slime lusting, skunk
searching, hog drooling, dung mounting, nad fondling, chimp staring,
puddle grabbing, elephant searching, crap pukeing, squirrel munching,
cock falating, wacker feeling, bung licking, barf undulating, clown
munching, pig feeling, puddle farting, grandma porking, homo hopping,
chimp smoking, dust guzzling, bung poking, grease pukeing, ass guzzling,
clown feeding, turd twitching, toad gulping, urine eating, weasel
worshipping, grime twitching, sheep jerking, mud swallowing, worm
grasping, daddy copping, fish stinking, booger pumping, grandpa
juggling, dust fondling, pimple undulating, bum smelling, crab wacking,
dust sniffing, fag gulping, slug worshipping, phlegm grasping, clown
staring, slime wallowing, fish watching, squirrel searching, piss
worshipping, maggot squealing, booger chewing, dog stinking, barf
biting, wussie grabbing, piss scarfing, scum munching, grease porking,
bum pumping, crack eating, grease wacking, fag twitching, grandma
smoking, puke worshipping, turd basting, weasel burping, wussie grazing,
fag slurping, crack spewing, butt grazing, puss holding, grandpa
mounting, scum screwing, vomit farting, turd clawing, crap frenching,
clown smelling, wart grasping, bung kissing, turd stinking, slug
belching, acne pumping, dirt hopping, monkey holding, elephant feeding,
crap belching, nut mounting, wart chewing, slug hopping, lousy-fucking
bastard!


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On (16 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>                     30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked ICE Man
 GS>            ___,
 GS>          /`.""\      1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
 GS>          \|  -|-     2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
 GS>          ((  '>'     3. Why don't we just cuddle?
 GS>           |  _|      4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
 GS>           |\__/      5. Make it dance.
 GS>        __/ - \__     6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
 GS>      /`         `\   7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
 GS>      |  .  %  .  |   8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
 GS>      ( \_     _/ )   9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
 GS>      | /| _|_ |\ |  10. Oh no... a flash headache.
 GS>      \ \| -|- |/ /  11. (giggle and point)
 GS>       \ \ ~|~ / /   12. Can I be honest with you?
 GS>        \ \ . / /    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
 GS>        ;`.`\`,';    14. This explains your car.
 GS>        |  \//' |    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
 GS>        |   |   |    16. Why is God punishing me?
 GS>        ;   |   ;    17. At least this won't take long.
 GS>         \ / \ /     18. I never saw one like that before.
 GS>         (_| |_)     19. But it still works, right?
 GS>         / | | \     20. It looks so unused.
 GS>         | | | |     21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
 GS>          \| |/      22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
 GS>    jgs  / / \ \     23. Are you cold?
 GS>         \/   \/     24. If you get me real drunk first.
 GS>                     25. Is that an optical illusion?
 GS>    26. What is that?
 GS>    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
 GS>    28. Does it come with an air pump?
 GS>    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
 GS>    30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
 GS>
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