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Skriven 2005-04-27 15:53:58 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Short stories
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G-day ALL,

Jesus' Dad's Name.....
A Sunday school teacher asked her class,
"What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked,
"Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The kid said,
"Well, you know they are always talking
about Verge n' Mary.''


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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father,
Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."


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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it. I'm having a real
good time jes like I am."


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A Sunday school class was studying the
Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her
what it was.....
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers
off the neighbor's wife."


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After the christening of his baby brother in
church, Jason sobbed all the way home in
the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was
wrong. Finally, the boy replied.....
"That preacher said he wanted us brought
up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay
with you guys...!!!"

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I had been teaching my three-year old
daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she
would repeat after me the lines from
the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened
with pride as she carefully enunciated
each word right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail.


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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets...
as we forgive those who put trash
in our baskets."


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A Sunday school teacher asked her children,
as they were on the way to church service...,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied...,
"Because people are sleeping...!!!"

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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough..... "You're not supposed to talk out loud
in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to
the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the
door? They're hushers...!!"


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake..... I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"



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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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 A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
 six-year-old daughter and said..., "Would you like to say the blessing?"
 "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear
 Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said...,
 "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


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