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Skriven 2005-05-02 06:56:48 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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A free-loving girl was filling out an employment application and came
to the line marked "SEX," followed by the usual little boxes, "M and F."
She checked "F" and , on the line below, added: "With luck, three times
a week. I haven't "M'ed for years."

Then ---------------------------------------

It was in an adult-education math course that the instructor asked
the class:  "If a man sold a dozen diamond necklaces at $75,000
apiece, and his profit was twenty-five percent, what would he get
for himself?"

One buxom blonde student raised her hand. "Anything he asked me
for," she replied.

Then ---------------------------------------

 Waving the package in the face of the manage of the well-stocked
 drugstore, the female customer snapped, "I found this product I
 bought here to be completely unsatisfactory!"

"What proved to be wrong?" asked the manager. "Wouldn't your cat
eat them?"

"Wh-wh-wh-what?" stammered the woman. "You mean that Pussy Treats
are intended for cats?"

Then ---------------------------------------

Sam:  I got one of those new razors that has twin blades.
Tim:  How do you like it?
Sam:  Shaves good.  But now instead of getting nicks, I get ditto marks.

Then ---------------------------------------

  Two stockbrokers met in a cafe.  Ordering drinks, one said,
"Let's not talk shop tonight.  Let's talk about women."
  The other stockbroker said, "Fine.  Common or preferred?"

  "I used to be bullish, then I was bearish.  Now I'm brokish!"

  A stockbroker called a client and said, "Procter & Gamble split
today."
  The client said, "It's a shame.  They've been together so long!"

  If money is the root of all evil, then the stock market must be the
Roto-Rooter!

  Pete has a lot of "Sweet chariot" stocks.  The minute he buys them,
they swing low!

Then ---------------------------------------

Life isn't fair.  When Sam tried out for baseball, he couldn't
hit a curve.  Now he plays golf and he can't stop hitting them!

He's a lucky pitcher.  He always pitches on days the other team can't
score a run.

The kid struck out so many times in Little League that his
father traded him!

"I thought I had good stuff today," the pitcher said.
"The batters on the other team liked it," replied his manager.

We've lost so many games, when it rains we have a victory party!

One vendor at the ballpark was fired.  They found him heating the
franks!

He has baseball eyes...two-baggers!



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