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Skriven 2005-05-02 10:36:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: Story
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GS>  GP> Yes, here, sometimes, too, but don't you have "loos" occasionally (eg.
GS>    > downstairs when the main bathing room is UP?) which have just a toilet
GS>    > & sink?
GS>
GS>   G-day George Pope, oh the "On-suite" you say! '-)

It's an "en-suite"when it's attached to your bedroom, otherwise it's just a
"half-bath" here in N.America, or a "loo" in LimeyLand!

GS>  The following are thought to be the worlds worst puns:

Puns are good!

Not to pontificate or anything. . .

  Justice I was passing the bar one day, I decided to go in and try a
case. At the door I encountered a foul smelling bouncer who hit me with
a restraining odor.

  "What are the charges?" I pleaded.

  "You get in free if you're a fan of Cher's ex-husband," he pronounced.

  "Oh, Sonny? I've known him since loss o'cool. I'm pro-Bono. In fact,
I'm pro-state, pro-bate and pro-statutes. I like all kinds of prose," I
waxed poetically. "Now may I pro-ceed?" Suddenly things took attorney
for the verse.

  "Yes, but I'll need to file your suit," he insisted. "Give me your
coat and I'll put it in the closet with the petticoat injunctions."

  It's possible that this guy needs retraining, but I may have under
arrest-imated him. "Is my suit libel to get tied up in cord with a hung
jury?" I asked. "I sure rope knot." (I didn't want to get him steamed
but I continued to press my suit.) "Okay, but I want to the record to
show that I only consented to this under dress."

  I could tell he was feeling frisky when he told me, "Okay, you know
the routine, assumed deposition. I'll need to check your body of
evidence."

  Now I wasn't going to stand pat for this. "Get offa my case! These
are legal briefs and I've become quite attachéd to them," I retorted.
"I feel you should keep your hands offa me pleas, or I'll call a
coppa."

  "I ain't interested in having you bare, witless," he insisted. "I
just need to make sure you don't have breeches of promise."

  Suddenly I remembered where I'd seen this fellow before. "Aren't you
the guy who cut a chunk from his girlfriend's left cheek?"

  "Right butt..." he stammered.

  "Whatever," I interrupted in mid-sentence. "Your courting
dis-assed'er! I know the precedent of the bar association and I'll file
a com-plaintiff I have to, on her B-half. You should be thrown in D
cell on battery charges. You'll never make bailiff that happens."

  Apparently the burly bouncer had developed his own wittiness
projection program because he suddenly tossed me out the back door into
the alley. This explains why I've spent so much time behind bars.


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