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Skriven 2005-05-06 08:45:50 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1917 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Book
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On (03 May 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...
 GS> Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to
 GS> read aloud, "Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I'm
 GS> a father too . . ."

But then the father thought to himself,"At least the little fucker ain't
a fag!"


Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Burglar?
A. He Couldn't Blow The Safe, So He Went Down On The Elevator.

Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Catholic?
A. He Couldn't Decide If The CyberPope Was Faaaaaabulous Or Simply Divine.

Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Who Flew To London?
A. He Was Heartbroken When He Found Out Big Ben Was A Clock.

Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Who Joined The NFL?
A. Started Off A Tight End, But Ended Up A Wide Receiver!

Q. Did You Hear About The New Gay Bar In Town?
A. It's Called `Boys'r'us.'

Q. Did You Hear About The Two Gays Who Had An Argument In A Bar?
A. They Went Outside To Exchange Blows.

Q. Did You Hear About The Two Irish Gays?
A. Patrick Fitzhenry And Henry Fitzpatrick

Q. Did You Hear That David Koresh Was A Closeted Gay?
A. He Was Flaming, But He Didn't Come Out.

Q. Have You Heard About The Gay Dolls?
A. They Come With A.I.D.S. And A Death Certificate.

Q. Hear About The Gay Guy Who Went To The Electric Chair And Wanted
   To Blow The Fuse?

Q. Hear About The Gay Who Placed A Condom On Each Ear?
A. He Didn't Want To Get Hearing AIDS.

Q. Hear The One About The Gay Who Got Kicked Off The Golf Course?
A. He Was Playing With Too Many Strokes.

Q. Heard About The New Gay Sitcom?
A. It's Called, `Leave It, It's Beaver.'

Q. How Can You Tell If A Bank Robber Is Gay?
A. When He Ties Up The Safe And Blows The Guard.

Q. How Can You Tell If A Guy Is Gay?
A. If You Ask Him If He Wants Something To Drink He Gets Down On
   His Knees.

Q. How Can You Tell If A Track Star Is Gay?
A. He's Always Trying To Lap The Other Runners!

Q. How Can You Tell If You Walk Into A Gay Church?
A. Only Half The Congregation Is Kneeling.

Q. How Can You Tell Most Theatrical Agents Are Gay?
A. They Like To Get Behind Their Young Talent And Push!

Q. How Can You Tell Which House The Gay Lives In?
A. On The Doormat It Says, `Wipe Your Knees.'

Q. How Come Slick Willy Got The Gay Vote?
A. Because Gays Don't Like Bush.

Q. How Do Gays Decide Which Condom To Buy?
A. They Put One Over A Candle, Then Sit On It.

Q. How Do You Fit Four Gays At A Crowded Bar?
A. Turn The Stool Upside Down.

Q. How Do You Tell A Straight Person From A Gay Person?
A. A Straight Person Likes To Eat Out. A Gay Likes To Brown Bag It.

Q. How Do You Tell If A Guy Is Gay?
A. He Has Crabs In His Eyebrows.

Q. How Do You Tell The Gay Arabs?
A. They're Dancing Sheik To Sheik.

Q. How Does A Gay Spell Relief?
A. No AIDS!

Q. How Many Gays Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
A. Two. One To Screw It In And The Other To Say, `Fabulous! Fabulous!'

Q. If There Was A Gay On Your Back, Would You Beat Him Off?

Q. Know What Gay Stands For?
A. Got AIDS Yet?

Q. What did one gay frog say to the other gay frog???
A. OH, you really do taste like chicken.

Q. What Did One Gay Say To The Other As They Walked Past The
   Funeral Home?
A. `Wanna Stop In And Suck Down A Couple Of Cold Ones?'

Q. Why Do Gays Love A Hamburger?
A. Because It's Hot Meat Between Two Buns.

Q. Why Don't Gays Lean On Baseball Bats With Their Rear Ends?
A. They're Afraid It Might Get Serious.

Q. Why Is A 25 Year Old Gay Like A 90 Year Old Heterosexual?
A. For Each One, Sex Is Behind Him.

Q. Why Is A Gay At An Orgy Like A Turkey?
A. He'll Gobble, Gobble, Gobble 'till You Cut Off His Head.

Q. Why Was The Gay Fired From His Job At The Sperm Bank?
A. For Drinking On The Job.

Q. Why Was The Gay Sergeant Court-Martialed?
A. They Caught Him Playing With His Privates.




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