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Skriven 2005-05-10 01:41:06 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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 GS>  He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad,"
   >  and then turned to address the court.

       -=[ 06-May-2005 08:39 George Pope wrote this to GREG SEARS ]=-

 GP> *LOL*  Okay, that was funny!
   > But I think I'd rather have a beer!

 GP> "Top Ten Reasons a Beer is Better Than Jesus,"

G-day George Pope,

      The word Jesus gets said a lot where I,ve had BEERs! ;-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

   A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says
to the doctor, "Doc, do me a favour.  Tell me what colour the baby is
as it's being born."

   The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this.  "Why do you
want to know what colour the child is going to be?"

   "Well", says the woman, "The problem is that I'm a porno actress
and the child was conceived during the making of a film.  I have no
idea who the father is."

   "Ok", says the doctor, "I'll do it for you, but it is most
unusual."

   The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, "Here comes the
head, it seems to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted.  Was one
of the actors Chinese?"

   "Yes, doctor he was," says the woman.

   "Wait", says the doctor, "The chest and arms are out and they seem
to be very dark.  Was one of the actors black?"

   "Yes, doctor, he was."

   "Wait, now the legs are out and they're brown.  Was one of the
actors Indian?"

   "Yes, doctor, he was."

   So the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap
on the back.  The baby lets out a healthy "Waaaahh" and starts crying.

   "Oh,  thank God for that.", says the woman, "For a moment there, I
expected  it to bark!" 


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

A parrot developed the bad habit of humping the farmer's hens, making
them quit laying.  The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he
will pull out every feather in the parrot's head.   The next day, the
farmer  again catches the parrot humping  a  hen,  and  snatches  the
parrot  bald.  The following day,  the farmer's wife hosts  a  formal
dinner.   She thinks it would be unique if  the  parrot  greeted  the
guests  and told them where to go.   She  had  spent  nearly  a  year
training  the parrot for this.   As the guests  began  entering,  the
parrot  dutifully announced,  "Ladies to the right!  Gentlemen to the
left!" Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says, "And you two
chicken-humpers get up here with me."



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