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Skriven 2005-05-12 04:30:56 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Story
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 GS>       The word Jesus gets said a lot where I,ve had BEERs! ;-)

Funny

 -=[10-May-2005 11:50, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> Why's that?

  G-day George Pope,

  Mostley cause Me Mates saying "Jesus the I C E-man is leaving!" '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  In a large, empty, silent church, the priest was hearing
confessions.  At the back of the church the janitor was polishing
brasses and replacing candles.  He could hear everything that was being
said.

  A man came in and went into the confession booth and said,
sadly, "Oh, Father, I have sinned three times."  And then there was a
mumbled recital of the sins.   Then the priest said, "My son, your sins
are forgiven.  Now, if you'll just put $5 into the collection box, that
will be fine."

  Next was a woman.  "Oh, Father, I have sinned three
times".....and again the mumbled recital, forgiveness, and the priest
saying, "Now if you'll just put $5 into the collection box, that will be
fine."

  Soon another man came in, "Oh, Father, he said contritely, "I
have sinned twice."  Before he could go on, the janitor stated audibly
from the back, "Go out and sin again, brother.  Special today, three
sins for $5."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

  Before Bill Gates' marriage, it was rumored that he broke off his
engagement because.....  She doesn't do windows.

Why Adam was created before Eve?
To give him a chance to say something.

He who sits high on his throne....still sits on his bottom.

Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie.

The Lord in his wisdom made the fly, and then forgot to tell us why.

A miser is someone who earns money the hoard way.

Behind every successful man is a woman with nothing to wear.


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