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Skriven 2005-05-19 07:53:50 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Story
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 GS>  GS> Mostley cause Me Mates saying "Jesus the I C E-man is leaving!" '-)
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   >  -=[13-May-2005 04:53, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-
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   >  GP> And, of course, Jesus responds with, "I can bloody well SEE that! 
   >    > why tell me the obvious?"
   >
   >   G-day George Pope,
   >
   >   Nope, the real one<Jesus> was not there! As re-read the notation above,
   >         I see an error... should read  "Jesus, the I C E-man is leaving."
   >         While you meaning should read  "Jesus; the I C E-man is leaving."

Funny

 -=[17-May-2005 11:32, George Pope replied IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> I read it as, "Jesus, the I C E-man is leaving" (as in addressing
   > Jesus, thus the comma -- I'm guessing a semi-colon would've been a
   > separator, making the "Jesus" a separate, exclamatory statement, a la,
   > "Jesus!  The I C E-man is leaving!"?

  G-day George Pope, correct we are ON the same page! ;-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

THE FASCINATING WOMANHOOD WAY TO WELCOME A MAN
WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM WORK

GET YOUR WORK DONE:  Plan your tasks with an eye on the clock.
Finish or interrupt them an hour before he is expected.  Your
anguished cry, "Are you home already?" is not exactly a warm
welcome.

HAVE DINNER READY:  Plan ahead, even the night before to have a
delicious meal, on time.  This is a way of letting him know that
you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.
Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good
meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

PREPARE YOURSELF:  Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives.  This will also make you happy to see him instead
of too tired to care.  Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive
and grateful for the man who is going to walk in.  While you are
resting you can be thinking about your F. W. assignment and all you
can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift.  When you
arise, take care of your appearance.  Touch up you makeup, put a
ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking.  He has just been with a
lot of work-weary people.  Be a little gay and a little more
interesting.  His boring day may need a lift.

CLEAR AWAY THE CLUTTER:  Make one last trip through the main part
of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school
books, toys, paper etc. in a bucket or wastebasket and put them in
the back bedroom for sorting later.  Then run a dustcloth over the
tables.  Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and
order and it will give you a lift too.  Having the house in order
is another way of letting him know that you care and have planned
for his homecoming.

PREPARE THE CHILDREN:  Take just a few minutes to wash the
children's hands and faces (if they are small) comb their hair, and
if necessary change their clothes.  They are little treasures and
he would like to see them the part.

MINIMIZE ALL NOISE:  Especially give heed to this if your husband
has to join rush hour traffic.  At the time of this arrival
eliminate noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum.  Try to
encourage the children to be quiet at the time of their father's
arrival.  Let them be a little noisy beforehand to get it out of
their system.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

My nightly prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that is running free
Doesn't see that little part of me
Many precautions I must take
To keep this part I love to shake
Much attention I must pay
To assure I put the knives away
The mower, chain saw, the hatchet too
Why there's just no telling what she'd do
To rid me of my manly charm
I must keep it safe, away from harm
So I cross my fingers, as I close my eyes
And I cross my legs to avoid surprise.


Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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