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Skriven 2005-05-24 21:22:18 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Searski Hits the Big One!
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Funny

 -=[23-May-2005 08:51, George Pope wrote IN a message to all]=-


 GP> I never knew Greg was a Jewish name, but thanks to Bruce NOLASTNAME
   > & Yahoo! group BBWs With A Sense of Humor, I stand, corrected!

Like back in the olden days eh!

      Heather  was out doing some  shopping  for  her  family  when  she
   happened  upon Moraine,  her best school mate.  They hadn't seen each
   other  in years and found they had plenty to tell each other.   After
   explaining  her holiday in New Zealand  for  a  few  minutes  Moraine
   suggested they go for lunch,  to catch up on all the wonderful things
   each had been doing after graduation.

      At lunch Moraine did most of the talking.  She talked about moving
   to America,  her husband Bert, the Naval Captain.  About her two kids
   in  college, Jim at Yale and little Johnny still at MIT.   About  her
   big house on the hills overlooking Los Angeles.  Finally, Moraine ran
   out of things to talk about and said, "So what about you, Heather?

         "My  husband George and I run the yellow pub on Queen street.We
   have nine kids, all at home yet.  With all those kids we haven't done
   much traveling.  Here, I happen to have the latest family photo taken
   in  front of our house." Morine  says  "you  all  look  so  wonderful
   Heather!"

      Yes responds Heather .... "We all live in the yellow pub, Moraine."

         Moraine thought that the idea of living in a pub was enchanting
   and  just had to see how Heather was making  do  with  such  a  large
   family.   Accordingly she  accepted  Heather's  offer  for  tea  with
   husband George and the kids. Heather gave her directions to the pub.

         Upon  arrival she was greeted by George,  who  then  introduced
   Jack, Jean, Jesse, June, Jacob, Jan, John, Julie and Jason.  Chatting
   with the kids occupied the hours before tea.  Everyone wanted to show
   how smart they were for the holiday person from America!  Moraine was
   very impressed with George.  The things he did in the dining room!!!

         Heather's  tea was simple but quite tasty (bowls of beans  with
   what  else but sub sandwiches).   Moraine was delighted  saying  "Oh,
   these  are even better than I've had while vacationing in Texas!"

         Heather  was proud of the improvements she and George had  made
   to  the living area above the pub.   So after she clearing the table,
   washed  all the dishes Heather proceeded to show off the rest of  the
   living  area.  Together they made their way  upstairs.   Looked  into
   each of the kids bedrooms.   Oh, Augh! The master bedroom, toilet and
   bathroom were very impressive.

        One  thing in the bathroom caught Moraine's fancy.   "I couldn't
   help but notice that you have a very unusual bathtub," she said.

        "Isn't it wonderful? George calls it my new clear tub, Moraine!"

       After  a wonderful evening at the pub with George,  Heather  and
   the  family it was time to return to the Hyatt on the  harbour.   The
   return  home to Bert  was  tommorrow  with  packing  for  the  flight
   forgotten  in all the excitement of this day with  the  Popes.   Also

     Heather and George needed to get back to running business in the pub.
    She  and Heather walked out to the curb waving good bye  to  the
    kids,  while George rang for the Hyatt  limo.   Glancing  across  the
    street  into the fish & chip shop,  Moraine saw a  good  looking  man
    wearing a naval uniform.  He seemed to be dealing with the customers,
    so  she turned to Heather and asked,  "That man over in the shop, the
    man dressed in that uniform.  He looks like someone familiar?"
    No, he's just a Merchant, Moraine!
                                                    

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

I C E-man asked this girl to go to a movie with him, and she said, "No,
I won't go to the movie with you because I know what you will do! You
will unbutton my blouse with one hand, and have your other hand on my
leg!" And the I C E-man said "I wouldn't dare do that! Why people be-
hind me could see us!"  She says, "That's right, so could we get there
early and get seats in the back row!"

> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Once there was a man who was a delivery boy at a local supermarket.
One day he got a call from a man who wanted a box of Frosted Flakes.
So the delivery boy went up the hill and down the hill and over the
river to the mans house. He pays the delivery boy and the delivery boy
goes over the river up the hill and dow the hill to get to the
supermarket. When he gets there he gets a call that another man
wanted a box of Frosted Flakes, so the delivery boy went up the hill
and down the hill and over the river and got to the man's house. The
man paid him and he headeed back over the river and up the hill and
dow the hill. He got back to the supermarket where he got another
call but this time for some rice Rice Krispies. He left the store
and went up the hill and down the hill and over the river, when he
arrived at the mans house. He was paid and he went over the river and
up the hill and down the hill and got back to the store.
The moral of the story is...
... 2 out of 3 people prefer the Frosted Flakes over Rice Krispies!


Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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