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Skriven 2005-05-28 15:49:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
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GP>On (24 May 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
  > GS> said, "Mr. CyberPope, I can't find anything specifically wrong with
  > GS> you.
  > GS> I have only one suggestion...that you...eh, eh...give up some of your
  > GS> love life."
  > GS>
  > GS>   There was a long pause, and then Mr. CyberPope said, "O.K., Doc.
  > GS> But which half should I give up:  thinking about it or talking about
  > GS> it?"

BBS: Milky Way : 05-26-05 (20:12) GEORGE POPE was chattin To: GREG SEARS

GP>Well, that never actually happened to Mr. CyberPope, but I suppose it
  >still MIGHT!!!! :P

G-day Mate,  That's for sure!!

GP> GS>    > He goofed on our Sears
  > GS>    > Might've brought Greg to tears
  > GS>    > But it's all humour just the same
  > GS>
  > GS> CyberPope..... thinks he's a poet, but sadly we know it's SO TRUE! '-)

GP>Apparently our own Dave Coble is having fun at our expense in a Yahoo!
  >group!

G-day Mate, looks/sounds like you and me are getting famous eh! '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  Date: 16 Aug 99  18:13:28
  From: Robert Richards

  --- Conversational Latin 101  ---

  Die dulci fruere.
        Have a nice day.

  Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
        Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.

  Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus
  alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
        If you can read this sign, you can get a good job
        in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

  Sona si Latine loqueris.
        Honk if you speak Latin.

  Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!
        Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

  Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput
  tuum saxum immane mittam.
        I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will
        fling an enormous rock at your head.

  Gramen artificiosum odi.
        I hate Astroturf.

  Furnulum pani nolo.
        I don't want a toaster.

  Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
        I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

  Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
        I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

  Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
        Don't call me, I'll call you.

  Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
        If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.

  Canis meus id comedit.
        My dog ate it.

  Illiud Latine dici non potest.
        You can't say that in Latin.

  Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
        Seen any good movies lately?

  Nullo metro compositum est.
        It doesn't rhyme.

  Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
        I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.

  Fac ut gaudeam.
        Make my day.

  Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica
  Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
        Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt
         and the plaid jacket!

  Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
        Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.

  Re vera, potas bene.
        Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

  Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
        May barbarians invade your personal space!

  Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
        May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

  Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
        May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

  Radix lecti
        Couch potato


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")


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                    The Miracle of SPAM
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Whether you have actually tasted Spam or not, it is an incredibly
popular "food". There was a John Wayne movie where someone tried
to serve him Spam and he refused to eat it. My Dad always said
"If Spam wasn't good enough for John Wayne, it damn sure isn't
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collection of Spam jokes and facts...enjoy!!

SPAM TRUE OR FALSE

- Legend holds that during World War II, Spam was dropped from
planes to neutralize hostile populations in enemy territory.
FALSE.

- People on the U.S. territory of Guam eat more Spam than any
other people on the planet, mostly because Guam suffers frequent
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