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Skriven 2005-06-04 01:48:06 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Story
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 GP> On (02 Jun 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...

 GS> cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental
   > fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
   > one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with
   > an intimate encounter.

Funny

 -=[03-Jun-2005 11:22, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> A nice legend, but it's rather obvious that the one-finger salute is
   > much like the british 2-finger one, and DOES refer to the act of
   > finger-fucking, and is intended as a gesture of contemptuous
   > superiority.

  G-day George Pope, it's magic meanings ALL over you say! W O W! ;-)

 GP> An illustrative story:

 GP> One day Billie was playing in his house when his dad walked by. Billie
   > saw his dad and waved him over.
   > Billie: Pa, what's sex?
   > Pa: Well son, it's kinda hard to explain...lemme demostrate. MA!!!!
   > Get in here! Get on the bed. (To Billie...) See that hole between Ma's
   > legs? Well, waaaaaatch this!
   > So Pa jumps into the bed and starts to screw Ma. A few moments later
   > Billie's little brother, Joey, walks into the room.
   > Joey: Hey Billie, what's Ma and Pa doin?
   > Billie: They're having sex.
   > Joey: What's sex?
   > Billie: Well, see that hole between Pa's legs? Well, waaaaaaaatch
   > this!

  G-day George Pope, like in some countries that story would be........
                     child_education, family_fun, or even child_porn? ;-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  A bunch of VIPs are being given a guided tour of a giant metropolitan
hospital.  At the end of the tour, the guide takes them around to where
the hospital stores its brains, for use in brain transplants.  He goes
over to the first container of brains and says, "These are doctors'
brains.  They sell for $350 an ounce."

  The VIPS are suitably impressed. Then the guide indicates the second
container and says, "These are college professors' brains.  They sell
for $500 an ounce."

  The VIPs nod.  Finally he goes to the last refrigeration unit, points
to it dramatically, and says, "And *these* are lawyers' brains.  They
sell for $50,000 an ounce."  The VIPs can't believe their ears.  "Wait a
minute," one says.  "Why would lawyers' brains cost so much?"

  The guide looks at him strangely and says, "Do you have any idea how
many lawyers it takes to make an ounce of brains?!?"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

 Back in World War II, a bunch of Americans were being held in a
 German prison camp.  The old German general wanted to keep morale
 up (so as to lessen the amount of escape attempts), so he would
 bring the prisoners out into the middle of the camp and run them
 through exercises.
 One day, the general brought the prisoners out and said, "Alright
 gentlemen, today ve shall all pretend to be a grandfather clock."
 The Americans, having nothing better to do, all started rocking
 back and forth shouting, "Tick! Tock! Tick! Tock!".  All that is,
 except for one rebellious corporal who just shouted,
 "Tick!...Tick!...".  Well the general was furious.  He stormed down
 into the camp, grabbed the corporal by the neck and exclaimed,
 "Don't you know, ve have ways of making you, 'Tock!'."

 <works best when said with a really cheesy german accent...>




Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
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.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George, better find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition!

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