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Skriven 2005-06-19 18:57:30 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
Ärende: Dad's Day
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 An anonymous girl, lets call her Jen, is a junior in college attending
 school in Colorado and, like all college students, she is wrapped up in
 the partying and the wildness college life has to offer.  Jen, being the
 computer science major that she is, does however have a lot of work to
 do on her computer so when she's not out having a good time, she's
 working her butt off designing computer programs and installing
 software.

 One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was home
 alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years they had
 been dating.  She was sad, alone, and depressed, so she decided to make
 a new homepage.  She was playing on the Internet when she decided to get
 onto a chat line, being the wild psycho she is she decided to get onto a
 sex line.

 So Jen got onto a sex chat line and started playing around on it.  Over
 the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Jeremy, she started
 playing with him, she gave a false name, saying her name was "Katie" and
 started getting into detail about what she would like to do to him with
 her tongue.

 He responded by telling her to picture being naked while his hands ran
 over every square inch of her body.  Soon they were having cybersex.
 This went on for awhile, and then she got off the line agreeing to meet
 him back on the line the following night.

 Saturday night rolls around, and Jen is on the line with Jeremy again,
 they become even closer this night, so they continue like this for a
 week.  At the end of the week, they started talking about other things,
 and got into very intimate issues and feelings.

 They became close, exchanging their lives.  Jen didn't' tell Jeremy she
 was in college, because she was afraid of sounding like an immature
 college girl.  She felt guilty, but after a few weeks, she really liked
 this guy.  This went on the two of them like this for months, and months
 turned into a year.

 By the end of the year they had exchanged the most intimate thoughts,
 and yet had never even spoken on the phone.  They were afraid of ruining
 the mystery.  They had done everything sexually possible over the net,
 they were affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could some
 day be together.  They finally decided they had had enough.  They wanted
 to meet each other, they were in love and they had to meet.  They didn't
 care about age or looks or anything but each other.  Jeremy told Jen he
 thought she could be his next wife.  Jen was wary at first but decided
 she didn't care how old he was or how ugly she loved him, he was the
 only one she could feel comfortable with.

 So...they planned a trip to meet in Keystone, Colorado.  They were going
 to spend the weekend together and finally meet.  Jen didn't want the
 hassle of having to find him, so she said, why don't you just get the
 room and we'll meet in the room that way there will we no mistake.
 Jeremy agreed.

 Jen showed up at the resort first, and checked into the room telling the
 desk lady to hold the key for the next party, so she went into the
 room.  She wanted things to be special so she lit some candles, put on
 some music.  She stripped naked and climbed into the bed under the
 covers, deciding to surprise Jeremy when he got there.

 The time soon came.  the lights were out, the mood was right, and she
 heard a key in the door, she heard someone walk in and around the
 corner, and she whispered, "Jeremy..."

 Jeremy said, "Katie?" (remember, this was the false name she had given
 him.)

 "Yes," she said, so he fumbled for the light, and turned it on to see
 Jen on the bed naked before him.

 The next thing heard around the world were two blood curling screams.
 Jen covered herself  up, and with her most humiliating voice said,
 "Dad?"  and Jeremy said, "JEN!!!"

 Think of what you would do in this situation...now realize this really
 did happen...their lives will never be the same.  Moral of the story?
 Stay out of the chat rooms!



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