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Skriven 2005-08-09 04:45:18 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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From the law offices of Everey, Crooke and Fellon:

Due to numerous suits pending against our client, Mr. Santa Claus
regrettably will not be available to present gifts nor to make any
appearances in this Yuletide season. The office of Mr. Claus has,
however, issued the following brief statement.

This document, hereafter named "the Christmas wish," is a Christmas
statement of profoundly felt best wishes from Mr. Santa Claus, Esq.,
hereafter named "the party in the first," to Mr. Thomas Magliozzi and
Mr. Raymond Magliozzi, the wishees, hereafter named "the party in the
second." The conditions described in this Christmas wish pertain only to
the current situation and must not be misinterpreted, misconstrued,
perverted or falsified in any way whatsoever by whomsoever whensoever
wheresoever. The declaration of best wishes does not and must not be
assumed to mean that the party in the first will act in any activities,
either solely or in cahoots with other parties, either overtly or
surreptitiously, to attempt to grant the aforementioned wish in any way
whatsoever by means of the giving of gifts or the proffering of any acts
of devotion so as to achieve fulfillment of the aforementioned wish.

This letter also serves to inform the party in the second that the party
in the first is bestowing a wish of prosperity and happiness for
Christmas 1996. The good tidings furnished by the party in the first are
not transferable to any other day of the year nor to any other
Christmases in subsequent years, and certainly cannot be considered
retrospectively for any other occasions, either Christmases or
otherwise, in times bygone, and must not, under any ircumstances, be
redeemed for cash. This wish is not to be misunderstood as an avowed
guarantee that the party in the second will have a happy Christmas, and
the party in the first is hereby indemnified from any legal recourse
that the party in the second may wish to pursue if said party fails to
have a happy Yuletide.



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     @~ / 00 \   Cheers,
     | ( \__/ )  I C E-man.
      \ \__U_/

... I C E-man ... does the work of 3 Men...  Moe, Larry & Curly  ,-0

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