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Skriven 2005-08-09 00:10:34 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (07 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS> Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

FUNNY
     :: George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)]
     :: While reading "F unny"

 GP> Great!  The repairs have worked on this end!

What repairs did you make? The MilkyWay BBs is down & Gone!! '-(

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

On the television show "The Simpsons"  Bart can occasionally be seen
writing on the blackboard as punishment, a sentence hundreds of times.
The sentences change all the time.  Since Bart is a rather naughty ten
year old boy (sort of like Johnny in the Little Johnny Jokes), the
sentences take on a life of their own.


                      Simpson's Chalk Board Writings


I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teachers lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "she's dead" at roll call.
The principals toupee is not a frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the four foodgroups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes bart a dull boy.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by the one armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The pledge of allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
I will not waste chalk.
I will never win an Emmy.
I will not torment the emotionaly frail.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

 A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says
that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says,
"Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a
hole?"

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to
bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the
holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while
counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring
course and likes to pick on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local
Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and
apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest
says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with
you. You keep your winnings."

The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?"

The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and  make a
donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll
marry them for you."

 GP>  * Origin: Cyberpope pointing via Bandmaster BBS! (1:153/715.1275)

OK..... at a new place of BBsing eh! '-)))



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... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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