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Skriven 2005-08-17 01:47:00 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GP> On (15 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> On (10 Aug 05) Greg Sears wrote to GEORGE POPE...
   >  GS> Surprise........We do get Yank_baseball_games on
   >    > SKY..pay-to-view! '-)
   >  GP> Is this a positive thing?
   > If you are a large_spending yank Corp that would be a yes! '-)

FUNNY

 -=[16-Aug-2005 09:14, George Pope it's a cloudy day in Christchurch]=-

 GP> I'm not, and I was asking YOU if you felt it was a good thing.
   > Does your above suggest that if you're NOT ;  "large_spending yank
   > Corp" then it's not a positive thing?

  G-day George Pope, it might do, OR it's the large_spending yank-corp
                                     getting to advertise on pay-to-view
                                     telly is the part that may make it
                                     other than a positive thing! ;-)


 GS>  GS> ..The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
   >  GP> Oh yeah?  I've never seen a guinea pig mentioned in the Bible!
   > OK.... there was not one let alone two whales mentioned either EH! '-)

 GP> Whales were mentioned, but aren't domestic.  Your claim was that the
   > only domestic animal(eg. hamster, guinea pig, dog, cat) not mentioned
   > is the cat.

FUNNY

  G-day George Pope,

  I guess you forgot about "Flipper" & other whales used in Japan!

 GS>  GS> ..Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying
   >    > any kind of life.
   >  GP> What about all the bees that get killed when smoked, to get
   >    > access to the hive?
   > Hello... the bees are only set to sleep/calm mode with that smoke
   > hits! '-)

 GP> Some get killed by the beekeeper' banging around and walking on the
   > sleeping/calm bees.

FUNNY

  G-day George Pope, the wild bees also make honey Mate!! ;-)

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  Three men became priests in the Catholic church around the same time.
Their names were Father John, Father Adams and Father SeCola. All three
were good men, but it seemed that only Father John and Father Adams were
destined to move up.  And so they did, until the three were Cardinal
John, Cardinal Adams, but still Father SeCola. In time the Pope passed
away, and Cardinal John was given the honor. But Pope John had a weak
heart, and he didn't last long.  The flame was passed to Cardinal Adams,
who was, unfortunately, assassinated. Once again, Father SeCola was
passed up.

  This was the final insult for the good father, who went into the church
and prayed, "Father, I have served you faithfully.  I have kept all your
commandments, I have done everything you ever asked of me, heck, I even
got better grades than those two idiots! How come they were Popes and
here I am, still only a Father?"

  And God answered, "My son, I know.  But think of what it would do for
My image for one of My servants to run around calling himself Pope
SeCola?"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  A worried woman came to the psychiatrist. "Doctor," she said, "I can't
sleep at night.  When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear
that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What
should I do?"

  "Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."


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