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Skriven 2005-08-21 22:26:52 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A little survey
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 GP> Here's a hypothetical situation:

 -=[19-Aug-2005 11:03, George Pope it's a cloudy day in Christchurch]=-

  G-day George Pope, another hygothetical::::::::

A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.

The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."

The man says, "Give me the bad news first."

Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can only
get a few more erections, and then you won't have any more for the rest
of your life."

The man says, "What in the world is the good news?"

Doc says, "We know the number is exactly 25, so you can plan your use of
them accordingly."

The man leaves and drives around for a couple hours pondering his
situation, and how to confront his wife.

When he gets home he tells her, "Honey, I have good news, and
I have bad news."

She says, "Give me the good news."

He says, "I can only have 25 more erections, and then I can't have any
more, ever."

She says, "We can work around that, we will just make a list and only
use them when it is absolutely necessary to fulfil our desires, and make
the most out of each one, what in the world is the bad news?"

He says, "I made a list, and you aren't on it.."


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

  A man dies and goes to Heaven.  St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates
and says, "I'm sorry sir, but you can't come in."

  The man with a puzzled look upon his face asks why.

  St. Peter replies, "Because you've said the Lord's name in vain one
million six times."

The man says, "ONE MILLION SIX?!  JESUS CHRIST!"


> OBGadzillion Things To Think About Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Americans call films movies so why don't they call photographs
stillies?

  Doesn't the United States of America only have forty-six states? Aren't
Virginia Pennsylvania Kentucky and Massachusetts all commonwealths?

  If Canada and the U.S.A. become one country what would the flag look
like?

  If someone who knows three languages is called tri-lingual and someone
who knows two languages is bi-lingual whould you call someone who only
knows one language an American?

  What is so great about Columbus discovering America? It's so big how
could he miss it?

  Why are they called the United States when each State is separate?

  Why do Canadians say EH after everything?

  Why do Canadians say 'eh' all the time? And why do Americans insist on
calling everyone they don't know 'Buddy'?

  Why is it that going by the TV news these days the greatest threats to
American society are immigrants religious zealots and gun owners? Wasn't
the American society founded by a group of immigrant religious zealots
with guns?

  Why is it that we refer to Europeons, Asians, South Americans, Africans
and Australians but not to North Americans? Isn't it always either
Canadians or Americans?



Cheers,
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... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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