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Text 2429, 136 rader
Skriven 2005-09-03 02:52:26 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: -453 (was  New George's Joker Pole)
===============================================
 GP> On (02 Sep 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GS>   1. When do you feel your best? (a) In the morning (b) During
   >    >the afternoon and early evening (c) Late at night
   >
   >  GP> d) When the head of my dick is just touching the back of a
   >    > girl's navel!
   >
   >   G-day George Pope, in real terms then.....N e v e r  EH! '-)

     George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Why would you think that bit of falsity?

Well maybe cause you keep adding F unny stuff to the original quizzzzz

 GS>  GS>   2. You usually walk (a) fairly fast, with long steps (b) fairly
   >    > fast, but with short, quick steps (c) less fast, head up, looking
   >    > the world in the face (d) less fast, head down (e) very slowly
   >  GP> f) depends -- am I on my way to GET pussy, or have I already HAD
   >    > pussy?
   >   G-day George Pope, in real terms then.....You can't say  EH?  '-)

     George Pope was saying MORE F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Yeah, I could say that in real terms your question was flawed,and I
   > was pointing out a necessary sophistication. . .

Well maybe you like/have a vivid imagination TOO sophisticated for the
very simple Quizzzzzzzzzzzz stuff entered here! '-))))

 GS>  GP> f) have my mouth firmly on her clit, so there's really no need
   >    > for words.
   >   G-day George Pope, in real terms then.....You don't know  EH?  '-)

     George Pope was saying MORE F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> Sounded pretty real terms to me!
   > I dunno why YOU have a problem with the facts!

Well the f) sounded more like a ~wet dream~ when written/added to the
existing Quizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! '-)))))))

 GS>  GS>   4. When relaxing, you sit with (a) your knees bent and your
   >    > legs neatly side by side (b) your legs crossed (c) your legs
   >    > stretched out or straight (d) with one leg curled under you
   >  GP> e) stretched out on a bed, asleep.
   >   G-day George Pope, in real terms then.....You can't say  EH?  '-)

     George Pope was saying MORE F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

 GP> You asked what I do when relaxing, so in real terms, I told you!
   > What more do you want?

Well would you give ME what I want if I told you? '-)))


 GP> In "real terms" I'm downright SINGULAR and unique even!

     George Pope was saying MORE F unny stuff to  Greg Sears  

Welcome to the world CyberPope! Just like everyone else you have
found out <not too late thankfully> that everyone has that very
same condition!! '-))))))

 GS>   If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

 GP> why can't he be both?

More like ""dead"" if you think about iT! ;-)))

> OBJoke: our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

HACKERS CROSS-DRESS POLICE INTERNET SITE

HAMBURG, Germany (Reuters/Dec 30, 1999) -- A computer hacker turned a
staid German police Internet page into a site promoting marijuana and
pleasure toys for sadists, a spokesman said on Wednesday.

"I don't find this funny at all," said Adalbert Halt, a spokesman for the
police union in the German state of Hessen whose site was altered.

The hacker, whose identity is unknown, changed information about the
regional police offered on the Web site to advertise a "marijuana cafe"
and a "sado shop".

Police undid the changes later in the day.

2000 Reuters Limited.  All rights reserved.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

BERLIN (Wireless Flash) -- If you're hoping to get "carnal" in a car, do
it in a Ford Galaxy.  A German TV production company recently hired a
female porn star to test out various models of automobiles to see which
are the most "sex friendly."  The star claims the European Ford Galaxy
was the best for sex because of its "spaciousness" while the Mercedes CLK
Coupe was the worst because it's "uncomfy."

OBJoke:

WAS THE FATHER OF JESUS AN E.T.?

CORVALLIS, Ore. (Wireless Flash) -- A UFO researcher in Corvallis,
Oregon, may be starting a custody battle of biblical proportions.

According to Dr. James Deardorff, a rare religious document known as the
"Talmud Jmmanuel" (Emmanuel) suggests the father of Jesus was actually an
extraterrestrial named "Gabriel."

Although Gabriel is best-known as the angel who told Mary she was going
to give birth to Jesus, Deardorff says recently translated evidence
suggests he was also an alien from a planet near the Pleiades star
cluster.

The document reveals that Gabriel wanted Jesus to spread his spiritual
philosophies to Earthlings and the famous Star of Bethlehem was actually
an E.T. spacecraft leading the Three Wise Men to the manger.

Dr. Deardorff discusses the unusual document in an upcoming book,
"Celestial Teachings" (Wild Flower Press).



Cheers,
       __o          o__      o__      o__      o__     There's one
     _ \<,_        _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   _.>/ _   in every
    (@)/ (@)      (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@)  crowd....
...I C E-man.

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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