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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 15
 
           Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned
 
 
   Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
 
   There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to
   look.  For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that
   wrinkles don't hurt.
                                                     ___
   One reason to smile is that every seven         .;___`'.
   minutes of every day, someone in an            /_  _ \  |
   aerobics class pulls a hamstring.              |a  a  \_/       _
                                                  | <     _)    _n/ |
   Car sickness is the feeling you        __/\.    \_--' /____.' \_/
   get when the monthly payment is due.   \__/ '---/`\_/`\      .'
                                             `'.___\_/`\_| .---'
   The best way to keep kids at home is            \\ '   \ \
   to make a pleasant atmosphere and let            \\_'___\ \
   the air out of their tires.                     .'   _   \/
                                                  /   .' \   \
   Families are like fudge . . . mostly          /   /    \   \
   sweet, with a few nuts.                      |    |     |   |
                                             jgs\____\    /____/
   Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's        (__,_|    |_,__)
   nut that held its ground.
 
   Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
 
   Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not
   the toy.
 
   My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
 
   If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

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