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Skriven 2005-09-08 07:07:29 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
     Kommentar till en text av Amanda Anger (103.fidofunny)
Ärende: Marriage
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On (08 Sep 05) Amanda Anger wrote to FIDO.FUNNY...
 AA>           His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
 AA> understand that
 AA> there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether
 AA> you're
 AA> here or not."
 AA>
 AA>          (SHE'S GOOD!)

You missed one of the theme:

Wife complains to her husband that there's a funny noise coming from the
car engine, to which he replies, "Do I have Mr. Goodwrench written on my
forehead?"

She's used to his surliness, and life goes on, until the next day she
points out the bathroom sink is slightly clogged, could he fix it, to
which he says, "Do you see Mr. Plumber written on my forehead?"

A few days later she asks him to fix a sticking door to the dining room
and he, right on cue, says, "What? Do I have Mr. Handyman written on my
forehead?"

Two weeks later she says to him, when he got home from work, "Oh, I had
Jake, our new neighbour fix the car, sink, and door!"

"Oh, great, what's this going to cost me?"

"Nothing -- he told me I had a choice -- I could either bake him a cake
or have sex with him."

"What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband

"Do you see Miss Fucking Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
answers our vindicated heroine. . .


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