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Skriven 2004-10-04 23:45:26 av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: Rabbi?
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The madam of a bawdy house answered the ring of the bell, and on
opening the door, she found standing there on the threshold an ancient,
bearded gentleman in rabbi's garb.

"May I come in?" asked the rabbi gently in an aged, quavering voice.

Feeling a little confused, the madam said, "But rabbi, surely you must
be in the wrong place. Here is where we..."

"I know what you do here," interrupted the rabbi. "You don't think I
came here for chopped liver, do you? Bring on da girls."

Still confused, but understanding her professional duties, the madam
had several girls line up. The rabbi tottered from one to another until he
reached Rose, a large redhead with enormous breasts. He looked at her
with appreciation and pointed, "Good! I'll take those."

The rabbi paid out the necessary sum and Rosie led him upstairs. She
helped him off with his coat and hung it up carefully on the nail on the
door. Then she helped him off with the rest of his clothes and got into
bed. There, to Rosie's astonishment, the rabbi performed with verve and
skill that was unbelievable. In fact, Rosie, a hardened professional, found
herself surprised into orgasm.

As they lay in bed a few minutes afterwards, relaxing, Rosie said, "How
old are you, Rabbi?"

The rabbi said, "God has been good to me. I am eighty-eight years old."

"That is certainly amazing. Listen, Rabbi, if you're ever in the
neighborhood again and if you should feel in the mood, please ask for
me... Rosie. I would be delighted to oblige you."

The rabbi said, with a certain hauteur, "What do you mean, if I should
be in the mood again? Let me sleep for five minutes right now, and believe
me, I will be in the mood again."

"Really, Rabbi? Then please take a nap."

"Okay."

The rabbi adjusted himself into a relaxed position, face up, placed his
arms across his chest and then said, "Wait one minute. This is important.
While I'm asleep, scoop up my testicles with your right hand and hold them
an inch above the sheet without moving them. Keep them absolutely
motionless."

"Of course, Rabbi," said Rosie, and did as she was told, holding the
rabbi's testicles free of the sheet.

For five minutes the rabbi slept, then woke with a start and said, "I'm
ready." To Rosie's delight, he was more vigorous and passionate the
second time around. As she lay panting, Rosie said, "It was wonderful,
Rabbi, but one thing I don't understand is why was it necessary to hold
your testicles motionless above the sheet while you were sleeping?"

"Oh that," said the rabbi. "Well, you are a nice girl and I like you
very much, but the truth is I don't know you very well, and over there in
my coat is five hundred dollars."
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