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Skriven 2005-09-25 01:03:06 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Camel vs Elephant
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  -=> G-day George Pope,
      the BBs was broken for a while, BUT Greg Sears is back! <=-

 GP> On (05 Sep 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>        George Pope was saying F unny stuff to  all
   >  GP> An elephant asks a camel : " why are your breasts on your back ?"
   > SO what's the correct answer CyberPope? '-))))))

 GP> The camel replies, "same reason you got a dick on your face, I guess
   > -- On the day before the first day, God created LSD, and took a
   > couple hits"

Really interesting look at creation CyberPope! ;-)

 GP> Now is this about prison or is it about jail/gaol?
   > A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden
   > he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow
   > who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him
   > home.

This is a Canuck story then? <GRin>

 GP> When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage,
   > leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow
   > came to, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...
   > Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!"

It's gotto be Canada, cause I've heard the birds can speak there!! '-)



> OB_bird_Joke for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Politically Correct Broadway

Rosie O'Donnell suggested that they change the lyric, "I can shoot a
partridge with a single cartridge" when "Annie Get Your Gun" visited her
show, to make it less violent. This inspired writer Susan Brady Konig to
suggest even more politically correct changes in her article: "A Rosie
View Of Broadway Classics."

WEST SIDE STORY:  The Sharks and the Jets rumble.They're subsequently
arrested by Officer Krupke and sentenced to a low-security juvenile
rehabilitation facility, where they are all diagnosed with
attention-deficit disorder and put on Ritalin and Prozac.

MY FAIR LADY:  Professor Higgins attempts to transform street urchin
Eliza Doolittle into a society maiden. With the help of an ACLU lawyer,
Doolittle sues Higgins for violating her constitutional right to live on
the street. Perplexed, Higgins sings the gender-neutral "Why Can't A
Person Be More Like A Person?"

GYPSY:  Mama Rose pushes her daughter Gypsy Rose Lee into vaudeville.
Gypsy grows up and becomes a burlesque stripper.  Show ends abruptly,
shortly into the second act, as all the strip clubs have been shut down
by the mayor. Gypsy takes a job as a clerk in the Disney store on 42nd
Street.

HARVEY:  Everywhere he goes, Elwood Dowd sees a giant, invisible rabbit.
He undergoes therapy and is put on Ritalin and Prozac.

THE KING AND I:  The King of Siam is unhappy with the plummeting reading
scores of his many children since the arrival of Anna, teacher from the
West He tries to fire her.  Unfortunately, she is protected by a strong
union and there's nothing he can do about it.  She whistles a happy tune.

PETER PAN:  Never-never land is forced to admit Lost Girls as well as
Lost Boys.  Tiger Lily sues the government to recover tribal lands and
opens a casino. Mr. and Mrs. Darling are visited by Family Services after
leaving their children in the care of a dog.

OLIVER!  The conniving but lovable Fagin is arrested on several counts of
contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  He agrees to a plea bargain
and, with the help of a court-appointed therapist, is diagnosed with
attention-deficit disorder and put on Ritalin and Prozac.

And, of course:
ANNIE GET YOUR GUN gets properly registered, after submitting to the
required background checks and mandatory five-day waiting period.


> OB_speeder_Joke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

The Speeder

A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour,
when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her.
Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked
back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She
shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there
were three cops following her.

Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She
screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes
later, she innocently walked out.

The three cops were standing their waiting for her. Without
batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought
I would make it."


>      .-.
>    .(  °> Cheers,
>   //)'')  from the
>  ///''/   I C E-man
> //-"-"-------------

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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