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Skriven 2004-10-04 23:48:00 av DAVE COBLE (1:123/140)
Ärende: The Man Code.....
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Well this cofirms and explains a LOT of observed yet inexplicable male
behavior!

==============================================================THE MAN CODE

The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is
forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
they demonstrate knowledge of the game, and the ability to pick a buffalo
wing clean.

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running
late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for
every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In
fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and
slightly gay.

Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to
hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your
good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to
speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he,
in return is required to grant it.

If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem ---you didn't see nothin'.

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning
on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless super model....and
it's free.

Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
sober enough to fight.

If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his
beer.

Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either
both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is
all the conversation you need.

If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join
him.....far too gay."

"Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat"

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

What's missing from list:
a) men are not permitted to go to the restroom together and must wait in
    turns;
b) men don't sit right next to each other unless all other seats are
    occupied;
c) men try not to notice each others wardrobes and check out clothing
    together when shopping;
d) men don't shop for clothing together;
e) men do not talk on the phone with each other for more than 20 minutes.
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