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Skriven 2005-09-28 00:27:54 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Evil Musician
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 GP> The Doc Stock Banjo Method
   > (Or: Any Jerk Can Play the Banjo, So Why Not You, Too?)

  G-day Mate, talking jerks...did you hear the one about.....

    A county sheriff that picked up a fag from the big city after the
residents of the sleepy little town complained that the homo was
propositioning some of the local boys.

"Okay, you fruitcake," the sheriff said in disgust,"you got fifteen
minutes to blow this town or I'll throw you queer ass in jail."

"Oh, my," cooed the fag, "I'd better get started.  I love a challenge"


> OBJoke for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

When Ernie walked into the pharmacy and asked for rubbers, the girl
behind the counter asked politely, "What size, please?"

    "Gee I don't know," answered Ernie, a little flustered, so she
instructed him to use the fence out back to determine the correct
size.  And as he walked out the back door, she ran out a side door
and behind the fence.

    The fence had three holes in it.

    Putting his penis in the first hole, Ernie felt capable hands
gently stroking it.  Reluctantly, he pulled it out, inserted it in
the second hole, and within seconds felt a warm, wet pussy at work on
the other side of the fence.  Groaning with pleasure, he managed to
pull out and stick it through the third hole.  There he felt an
expert set of lips and tongue give him the blow job of his dreams.
Jumping up, the salesgirl hurried back behind the counter and was
standing there smiling when Ernie staggered back through the door.

    "Your size, sir?" she asked politely.

    "Forget the rubbers," he grunted.  "Just gimme three yards of
that fence."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  "Mamma," shrieked the little boy, watching his toy train in
operation, "it's faster than hell, ain't it?"

  "Willie," exclaimed the modern mother, "how many times do I have
to tell you never to use that vulgar word 'ain't'?"


Salutations from --Christchurch-+
  ICE-man in      /\            |          \ | /   Mountains, Sunshine
 New Zealand     /  \/\         |  /\     -- O --   Forestry, Farming
-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^/      \!!ii,,..@-/==\---^-^-^-^-^ Beaches and Surfing


... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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