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Skriven 2005-09-28 05:36:16 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Grin
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 GP> On (26 Sep 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >    3-D TV: In December, Rory Thompson, 57, was granted a patent for a
   > device that permits viewers to see an ordinary color TV, or computer
   > screen, in three dimensions. Thompson developed the device in Risdon
   > Prison Hospital in Hobart, Australia, where he has lived for 10 years.
   > He was declared insane following a 1984 conviction for killing his
   > wife and flushing parts of her body down a toilet.

 GP> Some follow-up questions:

 GP> 1) which parts of her body?

       Looking further into the Hobart situation found no body parts. '-)

 GP> 2) which toilet? was it their home one,or did he drive to another?

       Looking further into the Hobart situation found no toilet. '-)

G-day Mate, I like the story about a crew that was unloading a tank car
of highly explosive chemicals when it exploded.  Two men were killed and
half a dozen were knocked unconscious.  As the ambulance attendants were
carrying one of the men on a stretcher he regained consciousness.

Just as he did, his hand fell over the side of the stretcher. Feeling
nothing but air, he let out a great moan and said, "Oh no! I haven't
even hit the ground  yet."

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Two eldely ladies in the rest home had been eyeing two older
gentlemen that  had just moved in. The two men hadn't paid any
attention to the ladies.  The  ladies decided they might get their
attention by streaking.  The both stripped  and ran by the two men.
One of the men turned and said, "Did you see that?  What in the world
was it?"  The second gentleman relpied, "I'm not sure what  it was,
but, it sure needs ironing!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Have you heard about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?  He
found  himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to
Heaven or Hell.

The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and
asked him  if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his
preference.

"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach,
volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time


"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"

"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"

"Sure!"  So the angel took him to another place.  Here a bunch of
people were  sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons


"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.

"Yup," said the angel.

"Then I'll take Hell."  Instantly he found himself plunged up to his
neck in  red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around
him.  "Where's  the beach?  The music?  The volleyball?" he screamed
frantically to the angel.

"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.



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