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Skriven 2005-09-29 08:05:56 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 2657 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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On (27 Sep 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>    The joker-kid in the joke already had a bike, you see he wanted a
 GS> car
 GS>    and that's the reason he was screwin with his mum's rich visitor!

Little does dad know that mr. take-a-hike MADE the kid in the first
place on an earlier business trip!

More stories from Down Under somewhere. . .

My wife seems to have develpoed some sort of neurotic fixation that her
collection
of fur coats will be stolen," the man told the psychiatrist. "When
I came home early
one day last week, I found that she had gotten someone to gaurd them-- and in
fact,
she had stationed the poor guy right in the closet."



And will there be anything else, sir ?" the bellboy asked after setting out an
elaborate dinner for two.

"No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the
bed.  "Anything for your wife ?" he asked.

"Yeah !  That's a good idea." the fellow said.  "Please bring up a postcard."


and one from the North side of this dirtball we call Earth:

Jocks vs.  Nerds

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game.  That equals $10,000 a minute, at an
average of 30 minutes per game.  With $40 million in endorsements, he made
$178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while
he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.  If he wanted to
save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have
to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred
account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m.  on January
1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living
comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.  While the common person
is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull
in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S.  past presidents for
all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

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However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll
still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over.  Nerd wins.


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