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Skriven 2005-10-06 07:17:20 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 07

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                                                   /       \
 The Right Halloween Costume                      |_________|
                                           .--.__///`'-,__~\\\\
                                          / /6|__\// a (__)-\\\\
 My neighbor, John, has a bald            \ \/--`((   ._\   ,)))
 head and a wooden leg.  He was           /  \\  ))\  -==-  (O)(
 invited to a fancy costume              /    )\((((\   .  /)))))
 party, and wanted a costume to         /  _.' /  __(`~~~~`)__
 hide his head and his leg.  So,       //"\\,-'-"`   `~~~~\\~~`"-.
 he wrote to a fancy costume          //  /`"              `      `\
 dress company to explain the        //  jgs
 problem.

 A few days later he received a parcel with a note:

       "Dear Sir;
        Please find enclosed a pirate outfit.  The spotted
        handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your
        wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

 John thought this was terrible because they were simply emphasizing
 his wooden leg, so he wrote a letter of complaint.  A week passed
 before he received another parcel and another note:
             ___
           .'   '.
          ##     ##                  "Dear Sir;
          # _   _ #                   We are sorry that you were 
         (  e   e  )                  unhappy with the costume we
          |    >  |                   sent; please find enclosed
           \  -  /                    a monk's habit.  The long
         .-/`---'\-.                  robe will cover your wooden
        /  ;.___.;  \                 leg and with your bald head
       /    \   /    \                you will really look the
      /      \ /      \               part."
     ;  |    _|_    |  ;
     |  |     |     |  |        By now John was really annoyed.  They
     |  \     |     /  |        had simply switched from emphasizing
     /   |=,_____,=|   \        his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
    \    /      )\ \    /       head.  He wrote to the company again,
  __/'._/       ||  \_.'\__     stating in no uncertain terms how he
 '-.  / |       ||  |\  .-'     felt about their callous responses.
  /  /  /       \\  \ \  \  
  '-'   |       /|  |  '-'      Yesterday, just before the party,
        |       ||  |           John received a third parcel.  With
        \       ^|  |           this was the following note:
        |        ^  /
        |           |                "Dear Sir;
        /           \                 Enclosed please find a bottle
        |           |                 of molasses.  Pour the molasses
   jgs  |           |                 over your bald head, stick your
        '-._______.-'                 wooden leg up your ass and go
          |_/   \_|                   as a caramel apple!"


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