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Skriven 2005-10-23 02:33:12 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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Ärende: F unny
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While playing poker in a local poker joint, George an avid player, noticed
thatin the last few days, one of the players had done extremely well. So well
infact that George felt compelled to approach the old man and ask him what
hissecret was. The old timer looked at him for a second then said "I'll tell
you,but when you play me you have to fold to me when every time I'm in the pot
withyou."

George thinks it over for a while, then reluctantly agrees.

The man says " first of all see John over there, he scratches his head
wheneverhe is bluffing."

George says "oh."

The old man continues "See the man at the end of the table, that's Jimmy,
whenhe has an ace, his nose flares a little bit. Now, Jeff over there, he
alwayslooks down when he has a great hand."

George says "wow, thank you."

They start playing and at the end of the night George is broke. He corners
theold timer and exclaims "why did you tell me those lies, I lost all my
money."

The old timer says "I'm sorry, your right I did tell you lies to get you tohelp
me win."

George says " well, what was your secret to success then."

The old timer replies " I made the same deal with Jimmy, Jeff, and John that
Idid with you".




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