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Skriven 2005-11-21 03:46:08 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
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 GP> On (20 Nov 05) Greg Sears wrote to ceri@twmba.net...
 GS>   A husband was distraught when he caught his wife in bed with
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   >   At that, the furious man kicked the rabbi in the shin.

 -=> 19-Nov-2005 23:13, George Pope wrote in a message to Greg Sears <=-

 GP> The rabbi's lucky it wasn't ME -- I still would've gained protection
   > under the "below the waist" loophole, but the rabbi would've been in
   > a LOT more pain!

   G-day Mate, no worries for this Rabbi..........cause yer not married!!


> OBStory: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

The Story:

 A witch doctor kept the members of his tribe in subjugation by
means of his powerful magic.  Whenever one of the tribes people tried to
revolt against the witch doctor, the tyrant uttered a magic incantation
and turned the person into an apple.  One night a group of the doctor's
subjects sneaked into his hut, opened his book of magic recipes, and
learned the apple incantation.  When the doctor awoke, the people turned
him into an apple.  But the magic book warned that if the apple ever
dried out and changed significantly in weight, it would change back into
a doctor, who would take his revenge.  So every day they would place the
apple on a scale to make sure that its weight remained the same.

The Moral: "A weigh a day keeps the witch doctor an apple."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  I had a wierd dream last night.  I was up in heaven with God.  God's
house was filled with millions of clocks, so I asked Him what the clocks
were for.

  Apparently, these clocks represent the time that everybody has left on
earth. Naturally, I asked God to show me my clock.  He found it and told
me that it showed I had about 80 years or so left on earth.  Great, I
thought and asked him to show me my girlfriend's clock.  Turns out, she
has about the same time left as I do--but I noticed that every once in a
while, the hands on her clock jumped.  Not wanting to question anything
God does, I didn't mention it.  I then asked if I could see my friend
George's clock.  His clock showed about 70 or 75 years left, but it was
skipping even more than my girlfriend's so I had to ask God, "Why are
some of the clocks skipping like that?"  God replied that everytime
George masturbated, the clock skipped.  I laughed, but didn't think too
much of it until I asked if I could see my friend Dave's clock.  God
said, "Sure, come on, we keep it in the kitchen and use it as a fan."



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