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Skriven 2005-10-19 21:59:50 av Hans Andersson (2:201/209.0)
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What is the best thing with talking to your self?
You get an intelligent reply! =:-)
What is the best thing with fornicating your self
You dont get infected with syfilis...
 
I can read, I certainly have read a some book somtime, I must have, I think?
I have a thin book with the title "The Worlds Worst Predictions" written
by Graham Nown!
 
We start of with an american citat, - 
"I think there is a world market for about five computers",
Thomas Watson, IBM executive 1958
 
Now something Brittish, "X-ray will be prove to be a hoax".
Lord Kelvin president of the Royal Society 1893
 
"Stay out of sight and you stay out of trouble",
President John F. Kennedy 
 
"Hold your horses boys. There's plenty down here for us all..."
Attributed to General Custer, 1876, as he approached Little Big Horn
 
"A women is but a women, but a Harly Davidson is a bike",
Hans Andersson.
 
"Only old men in hats and socialdemocratic local politicians, also in
gray hats, drive Volvos on the middle of the road",
Hans Andersson
 
"Do never ride the Vespa for you can get a bad reputation"
Hans Andersson
 
"The Vespa is machine that You not will be found dead in ditch with!"
Hans Andersson
 
"The Vespa is invented by the Italianos for the sole purpose of showing of
Sophia Loren legs"
Hans Andersson
 
"Only chartered accounts ride a Vespa in a brown duffel, manchester pants
and mocca shoes with a leaher bag strapped back"
Hans Andersson
 
"The Vespa is not a vehicle that is proper fit for a man"
Hans Andersson
 
"If your breaks stops to function drive into something cheap"
Hans Andersson
 
"On a Wolkswagen bus you press the gas pedal at the bottom and regulates
the speed with the stick shift"
Hans Andersson
 
"Do no not ride a bike to slow for in doing so you can be badly hurt"
Hans Andersson.
 
"The worlds speediest biker accelerate from zweo to the churchyard on four
seconds", Hans Andersson
 
"Do never leave any tracks behind other than burned rubber on the road to
the locale constabulatory...!
 
"The Bolton stunt", take a crash dive over the cars roof instead of smashing
into the side...
 
They say about me, that I have luck like a crazy madmen... But if you do not
crash a bike now and then, - you drive far to slow... The head is a good
place to land on...if you keep the helmet on... and always use gloves when
you drive, if not, you can end up with the nick name Nine Finger Harry! It
hard to say what is most dangerous, bikes, moonshine, or the woman...
 
"Drive so it burns", said the Boss on my job only all to frequent... in fact
each time come on a short visit he departed with these word...
 
Not so funny perhaps, but funny can also mean a little weird in english?
Real mail drivers drives like hell drivers...a real on going street race...
 
Bye H.A.


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