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Skriven 2005-12-16 06:45:05 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
Ärende: Website Disclaimer
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This one is good!


** ADULT MATERIAL WARNING **

The adult portion of this site (hereinafter known as
Porn-o-matic(TM)) doesn't contain any nasty pictures (PL
DON LEAVE!) but does have words. Lots of words. Probably a few too
many. The truth is it doesn't have any pictures at all, nasty or
otherwise, but that's only because I can't figure out how to use
this digital camera.  Does anyone know where the film goes?

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           REPEAT AFTER ME:
I [your name] swear on a stack of Bibles that I'm
over 21, of reasonably sound mind, have a body, and don't
expect that I'll see any words on this site that I haven't heard,
don't understand, and haven't used at least once in a sentence
today. I also swear on my mother's grave; promise to tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth; cross my
heart and hope to die; and don't have my fingers or any other
body parts crossed.


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FURTHERMORE:


   I understand that the Supreme Court has made rulings
    pertaining to obscenity, pornography, scatology, lewd and
    lascivious behavior, and even on occasion things that are
    actually important to the well being of our country. I
    further understand that these same Supreme Court justices don't
    wear anything under their robes, which comes in
    particularly handy during those cases involving obscenity,
    pornography, scatology, and lewd and lascivious behavior.




   I agree that my standards are higher than those of my
    community, where everyone looks at, reads, and masturbates to
    pornography but has too much of a holier-than-thou
    attitude to admit it.




   I realize that Section 104.3 (paragraph 4) of the Uniform
    Commercial Code (UCC) has nothing whatsoever to do with this and
    agree to campaign for its repeal. Or appeal. Or
    something.




   Sticks and stones may break my bones but dirty words
    excite me.




   I agree that a picture is worth 1,000 words, and even
    though there are no pictures on the Porn-o-matic(TM) there may
    in fact be 1,000 words which would make it equivalent to a
    picture, and that if there are fewer than 1,000 words they
    may be pro-rated, resulting in the equivalent of ½ picture. Or
    even ¾ of one.




   Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    blah blah blah blah blah.




   I understand that my mother has probably seen this site
    before I have, though she claimed to be a 14 year-old virgin
    named Bambi and I had cybersex with her without knowing
    it. Good cybersex.  The best.




   Hair will not grow on my palms, nor will I go blind, from
    using the Porn-o-matic(TM). Unless I use it too much.




   I agree to hold Mad Dog, Mad Dog Productions, it's
    assigns, successors, heirs, and friends harmless for any
    effects, intentional or otherwise, resulting from the use
    of Porn-o-matic(TM). Of course, if I did hold Mad Dog it
    would be anything but harmless.




   Did I mention that I'm over 21?




   Want to see my fake ID?




Your Moderator and all-round friend/servant,
<+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")
Internet: gapope@vcn.bc.ca
1)If you don't like a joke, post 2-3 examples of what you DO like!
B)If you DO like a joke, say thank-you with 2-3 jokes of your own! :)
My Preferred Netmail address is: 1:153/715.1275
ICQ UIN: 32617950

(I am the Bishop of ROM!)


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