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Skriven 2005-12-20 04:35:32 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: A story
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It has been called to the attention of the Sysop that several of our
users are given to the usage of what is commonly called vile and abusive
language in normal inter-user communications during the performance of
their normal day-to-day messaging.

For that reason the Sysop has decided to establish a coding system that
will permit individual freedom of expression in order to reduce user
frustration, provide a clearer, precise and effective method of commun-
ication among users, and at the same time not offend those other users
or individuals with delicate eyes who may be within viewing distance.

To preclude mistaking the communication codes with conference numbers or
telephone extensions, the Sysop has assigned the 800 series of numbers
to be utilized for your convenience, and for clarity.

801  You've got to be shitting me!   835  Fuck off!
802  Get off my Fucking back!        836  Who called this Fucking
803  Beats the shit out of me!            meeting?
804  What the Fuck!                  837  SNAFU (Situation Normal, All
805  It's so Fucking bad I can't          Fucked Up.)
     believe it.                     838  I'm free this weekend!
806  I hate this Fucking place!      839  Fuck it!
807  Your ass sucks bananas!         840  Help me dump this Fucker!
808  Fuck you very much!             841  Let's ball at lunch.
809  Lovely, simply Fucking lovely!  842  I'm free tonight.
810  FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all     843  Call me at home to come back
     recognition.)                        to work.
811  Beautiful, just Fucking         844  SSDD!  (Same Shit, Different
     beautiful.                           Day.)
812  Hair pie!  Fur Burgers!         845  Let's take off sick together.
813  Fuck!  Shit!  Piss!             846  Meet you at the motel.
814  I just got Fucked!              847  Up you ass!
815  Big Fucking deal!               848  Horse shit!
816  Hang it in your Fucking ear!    849  Kiss my ass!
817  Get bent!                       850  Let's trade balling partners.
818  I don't give a shit!            851  Is he/she available?
819  Oh, shit!                       852  Muddy field, couldn't play.
820  Merry Fucking Christmas!        853  Colorful, but nice
821  Fuck it!  Just Fuck it!         854  Ask me again in a couple of
822  Bat Shit!                            days.
823  Bitchin!                        855  Far Fucking out!
824  Tell someone who gives a shit!  856  Let's split this joint, but
825  Don't get Fucking wise!              not in the office.
826  I don't give a Fuck!            857  You play ball with me, or I'll
827  Pardon me sir, you have              stick the bat up your ass!
     obviously mistaken me for       858  Shut your Fucking mouth!
     someone who gives a shit!       859  Go to hell!
828  As long as I don't stand up,    860  You're a son of a bitch!
     I'm fine.                       861  Get Fucked!
829  Fuck the phones!                862  Does anyone really give a
830  Fucking follow up!                   hairy rats ass?
831  I didn't design the Fucking     863  Your ass sucks wind!
     thing, I just sell the          864  Bullshit!
     mother-Fucker!                  865  He's so Fucking cheap he
832  Your ass sucks swamp water!          wouldn't spend a nickel to see
833  Balls!                               an earthquake!
834  Go pound sand in your ass!



Salutations from --Christchurch-+
  ICE-man in      /\            |          \ | /   Mountains, Sunshine
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