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Skriven 2005-12-20 08:54:36 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Filthy Xmas
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 GP> Top 10 things that sound dirty on Christmas, but aren't....

  Seasons Greetings George Pope, have you read these ones. . . .


  Too much celebrating has kept many people from becoming celebrated.

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  It's tough to teach kids the alphabet these days.  Most of them think
that V follows T.

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  Ever notice that the people who say, "That's the way the ball bounces"
are usually the ones who dropped it?

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At the pearly gates the man is given a choice between two doors.
Through one door the man can see peaceful green fields ablaze with
fragant blooming flowers.  There is beauty and serenity everywhere.
Saint Peter confirms that,yes, this is heaven.
Through the other door the man can see a guy with his arm around a
beautiful woman and a bottle of whiskey in the other hand.  There is
laughter and loud music.  The man asks if that is Hell, to which Saint
Peter replies "yes it is".  The man says "looks pretty good to me,
what's the catch?"  "Well" says Pete "the bottle of Scotch has a hole in
it." "I guess could live with that " the guy replies. Saint Peter
answers. "The woman doesn't"


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


  A young CyberPope drove his minibike into a gas station and
dismounted.  "I'll need about a pint of gas," he said, "and a few
ounces of oil for the motor."

  "Certainly, sir," the attendant said.  "And would you also like
me to cough into your tires?"



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