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Skriven 2005-12-22 05:44:34 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av Dave Coble
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Heres my best gag...

A guy I was friend with at work was gone for a week on a sales venture.
The Day before he returned, a Sunday, I went into the office and
switched his office around. Put everything on the left on the right and
vice-versa. He came in, I happend to be walking in with him and saw his
reaction. At first he thought the TV crew had used his office for
shooting a commerical, which they did every so often. He was a bit upset
to see his furnature moved around, but when he sat down at this desk he
realized what had been done. He kept reaching for his telephone on the
wrong side of the desk. I kept sending him calls just to see it. The he
went for a file. A realized someone had have played a prank on him. They
too had been moved from one side to the other. The idea is detail. I
measured space from the wall, moved his Mickey Mouse figurenes from one
side to the other in the exact space... He and I still laugh about this
one.

Another one...

I called an office that had some seperate phone numbers for a few of the
extensions. My friend gave me them and we used to ring them just for the
thrill of knowing people were looking for the ringing phone. I told my
friend to keep and eye on this cubicals.I was at another job, in a
building miles away. I called. A woman answered...

Hello?

Yes Mam'm this is John Tuttle with the phone company. I am trying to
work on the lines that come into your office. I understand they are
acting up.

They ring all the time and no one is on them.

Yes, I understand. Well, I can't seem to find where the lines run in the
building. Can you help me?

Sure if I can.

I"m across the parking lot by the health club, I can just barely see
inside your office. It would help me if you could just face toward the

window and move back and forth.

Can you see me? (my friend later tells me she was really moving.)

I'm not sure. There is some reflection on the glass. Could you wave and
move back and forth at the same time?

Do you see me now?

I still can't be sure. I see a lot of movement in your office, it's very
hard to make out all the motion at that one level. Tell you what. Could
you stand on the desk and wave. Or just move back and forth on top of
it.

Hold on a second. (Puts phone on desk.)... Hello, are you still there.
I'll wave now.

(In background on her end of the phone, sound of man, some what loud
and disturbed.) What the hell are you doing?

Well, this guy from the phone company...

I hung up....

OK, one more...

Call a company where the receptinist sits at a desk facing the front of
the office. I prefer to use a voice I made up of a very old, senile
man.)

Hello, AJAX Company. May I help you?

Is this the front desk?

Yes it is, may I help you?

Yeah, when am I going to get some towels sent up here?

Pardon me. Towels?

Yeah, cloth you blot water off your body with, towels.

Sir, this is AJAX Company. We make widgets.

I still want to know when I can get towels here. I'm paying $150.00 per
night for this lousy room and I don't even get towels for that...

You can take it from there. I've pulled this one on so many while one of
their co-workers look on.


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