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Skriven 2005-12-31 07:42:30 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: A story
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This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).

No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere.

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.

Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free
so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps
that should be "pants down."

And you thought your first date was embarrassing...



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