Text 334, 67 rader
Skriven 2004-10-07 07:48:14 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Chip Hearn
Ärende: Re: Signs. . .
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Funny

 -=[05-Oct-2004 10:53, Chip Hearn it is a cloudy day in Christchurch]=-

 -=> George Pope scribbled to ALL <=-

 GP> You've all seen this sign, on stores and restaurants, eh?
 GP> NO PETS
 GP> (except seeing eye dogs)

 CH> Oh, don't forget the Drive thru ATM with braille...
 CH> Have you ever seen a blind person drive up to use one?  :)

  G-day Chip Hearn, YES!
                    He had his (except seeing eye dogs)DOG with him! '-)

> OBJoke: for Sniper

    Ways To Let You Know You Had Wild Sex:

 1. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing
    left to adjust.

 2. It take five minutes to unknot your bodies.

 3. Your dog and cat are exhausted from just watching you.

 4. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

 5. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale in the area you were
    fucking.

 6. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

 7. Your nipples are still hard and his Dick is a still purple.

 8. You both have gone down one size in your clothes.

 9. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

10. You smoke 3 cigarettes in a row.

11. You're absolutely satisfied, yet uncontrollably horny at the
    same time and want more.

12. Your video camera ran out of tape and you had to reload it
    2 times.

13. Your headboard has dents in it.

14. You've wore down your nails on his ass and back from holding on.

15. You need to go to the emergency room for severe and deep
    carpet burns.



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... I'll sleep like a baby  .....  with a breast in my mouth!

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