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Skriven 2006-02-13 09:08:22 av Kevin Taylor (656.funny)
Ärende: Heard on XM Radio
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A man decides to go hunting one day, so after his truck is loaded, he sets out
to do so.

As he's stalking in the forest, he comes across a bear.  He picks up his rifle,
carefully aims at the bear and shoots.

The bear runs and jumps on the hunter, knocking him down.  The bear then flips
the hunter over on his belly, and buggers him in the arse.

This infuriated the hunter, so the next day he set out to teach the bear a
lesson.  This time he takes a machine gun along with him.

He wanders back to the same area, and spies the same bear.  He readies his
weapon and pulls the trigger, then the bear runs and jumps on the hunter,
knocking him down.

The bear then flips the hunter over on his belly and buggers him in the arse.

Again, this infuriated the hunter!  So the next day he sets out to teach the
bear a lesson, but this time he brings a cannon along with him.

He wanders back to the same area, and spies the same bear.

He readies the cannon and shoots it.  The bear runs and jumps on the hunter,
knocking him down.  The bear then flips the hunter over on his belly and say's
"I'm thinking you don't come here just for the hunting!"


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