Text 3548, 61 rader
Skriven 2006-02-24 08:15:38 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: A sheila story
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Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner  had a bunch
of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.  Annoying advice such as:

- Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
- Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
- Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling
  fresh.
- Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.

Obviously the person behind this was someone who has never possessed a
functioning pair of ovaries.  Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman TO
HER FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling
fresh.  See what happens and report back.  I'll wait here.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate
from the vending machine.  I guaran-damn-tee that the first responders
will be females who just ovulated.

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene
products.  Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that
from their elderly relatives.  Veteran females have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, most containing alcohol.

Printing out shit advice while sneaking in ads for the brand THAT WAS
ALREADY PURCHASED is just plain annoying, not to mention rude and enough
to send a girl running to the Always brand.

Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a
fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or
bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging.  Put
the shit in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink  package
announcing your uterine state to everyone in the damn store.  The
ultimate goal of your product should be functional invisibility at every
stage, including the point of purchase.

So take your tips for living and shove them right up your ass.

(Try drinking six to eight glasses of water to make you feel fresher
while you're doing it!)

Ovarily Yours

Miss PMS



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