Text 3578, 58 rader
Skriven 2006-02-26 10:26:00 av George Pope (2477.funny)
   Kommentar till text 3575 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Re: Rumours from Funny. .
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GS>  GP> Greg Sears popped by Vancouver on his way to Alberta one day, and met
GS>    > up with George(your esteemed, I'm sure, moderator) for a beer(or 3)
GS>    > at the airport pub -- while drinking they got into an argument about
GS>    > who could have sex the most, so they decided to settle it with a bet
GS>    > and some direct experimentation.
GS>
GS> You neglected to mention that the promise of a shout was not carried out!
GS> I had to do the shouting, while you were doing the arguing about sex?????

Didn't you read the part "while drinking"?  (that was "while drinking the
pitcher of beers George bought...")

GS>  GP> So they head off to a local whorehouse (George knows the area) and
GS>    > each took a girl upstairs.
GS>
GS> Yes, and why did you give me the 60 year old blonde? ;-)

Because I heard you like young blondes?

GS>  GP> In the morning George comes in to check the score, sees the
GS>    > headboard, pulls out a $20 bill, tosses it onto Iceman's sleeping
GS>    > chest, exclaming, "FUCK!! You may have beat me with a hundred &
GS>    > eleven, but you only did so by TWO!!!"
GS>
GS> I would have explained, but you left me there. . . . . . . ;-(

I still won, then, and you owe me my $20.00 back, plus anotheu $20.00 -- plus
it's your shout on a pitcher of Molson Canadian beer!

GS> The warning greatly discouraged the little girl. A few days later, she
GS> and her mother were walking downtown when they approached a corner where
GS> a hooker was displaying her wares. As they waited for the light to
GS> change, the little girl stared at the hooker's huge breasts bulging from
GS> her tiny halter top and her well-curved hips and buttocks. When her
GS> mother started to cross the street, Martha pulled away, ran over to the
GS> hooker, and said, "Lady, I know what you've been sucking."

How come when I said this to a lady at church my mom hit me?

So one guy asked the other, "What'd you spend your weekend doing?"
"Dropping hooks into water," was the answer.

"So were you fishing or golfing?"

"Sadly, yes."


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