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Skriven 2006-02-27 11:15:00 av George Pope (2483.funny)
Ärende: Prank Pentathlon
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Practical Joke Pentathalon
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A group of Boston pranksters included five different pranks
in this one stunt practiced against one of the perpetrators'
roommates during her freshman year. As Cyndi Lauper would
say, "Girls just want to have fun."

The ingredients for this prank were:

A large piece of plastic
Copious amounts of Jell-O
Marshmallow Fluff
A hideously ugly, hairy mask
Scotch tape
About ten pennies.

While Lynn peacefully slept, her roommate Donna quietly left
the room. Waiting outside were her fellow "floor mates" with
the tools and accessories. First, one person quietly entered
the room and turned the main electrical switch in the closet
off--effectively cutting off all power in the room. The cord
connecting the handset to the rest of the phone was removed,
andthe dial tone button was taped down. Marshmallow Fluff
was smeared on the mouth- and earpiece. Out in the hallway,
a pile of Jell-O was dumped on the plastic and dragged
quietly into the room and placed by the target's bed. Next,
one of the collaborators donned the ugly mask and slipped
into the bed Donna had vacated, while the others stood
outside the door and "pennied" the two inside the room. (As
old as short-sheeting a bed, "pennying a room" involves
squeezing pennies between a door and it's frame. By creating
enough pressure, the door cannot be opened from the inside.)
The prank was then set in motion. From next door, one of the
team called Lynn's room, while the others listened outside.
The phone rang. Lynn got up to answer it--stepping into the
warm, slimy, slippery Jell-O . . . screamed . . . went to
answer the phone . . . picked up the phone, smearing her
face with marshmallow fluff . . . the phone continued to
ring, since the dial tone button was taped down . . .
Cursing, Lynn went to the wall and turned on the light
switch . . . the room remained dark . . . she called her
roommate to get some help . . . no responce . . . leaning
over her roommate's bed she hollered . . . but, alas, rising
from the bed was the hideous masked face, reflected in the
dorm-room window . . . With a shriek Lynn bolted to the
door, which wouldn't open . . . more shrieking and hollering
. . . until the masked monster removed her disguise and
asked, "Was it somthing I said?"



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