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Skriven 2006-02-27 06:47:36 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: A story
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 Echo: FUNNY
 Date: 26-Feb-2006 10:55
 Read:" A story "
 George Pope Put A SMILE on Greg Sears's  DIAL #[:-)] 

 GS>   Did you hear that budget cuts have hit the circus?  Their freak show
   > now features a bearded man.  Instead of Siamese twins, there's a couple
   > with a joint checking account. The strong man was replaced by an
   > emotionally strong man. And outside the tent, someone will guess your
   > temperature.

 GP> You left out "The world's tallest midget" -- the new feature of the
   > freak show!

Didn't leave anyone out.....all the midgets are working at the pubs....

The games are called dwarf tossing! Don't let that out though the poor
                                          buggers will be sacked!! ;-)))

 George Pope, Have you read this one. . . .

  It was the height of the London blitz. A group of people were in one
of those underground public shelters that dotted the city.  A warden
called down, "Are there any expectant mothers in this shelter?"

  One woman answered, "A bit early to tell.  We're only been here for a
minute or two!"


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

                            Procrastinator's Creed

 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done
    already.
 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find
    excuses.
 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the
    amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
    technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
    obligations.
 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of
    the amount of time given.
 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though
    infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
    change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or
    write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the
    task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done
    prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is
    wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about
    forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles
    (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.


... >             ooo
... >            c| |
... >   __m_00_m__|_|__  Cheers, I C E-man

... >                     --spying with free beer at the wall for ALL.

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