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Skriven 2006-03-01 12:21:02 av ceri@twmba.net
Ärende: PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!
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From: Rai <ceri@twmba.net>
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PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS   NUTS!!

In Lebanon, men are legally  allowed  to have sex with  animals, but
the animals must be  female. Having sexual  relations  with a male
animal is  punishable by death. 

(Like THAT makes    sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor  may  legally examine a woman's  genitals,
but is prohibited from  looking directly  at them during  the
examination. He may only see  their reflection in a   mirror. 

(Do they look different    reversed?)
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Muslims are banned  from  looking at the genitals of a  corpse. This also
applies to  undertakers. The  sex organs of  the deceased must be
covered with a  brick or piece of wood  at  all times. 

(A   brick??)
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The  penalty for  masturbation in Indonesia is  decapitation. 

(Much worse than   "going  blind!")
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There are men in Guam  whose  full-time job is to travel  the
countryside and deflower young  virgins, who  pay them for  the
privilege of having sex for the first  time... Reason:  under  Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden for  virgins to  marry. 

(Let's just  think for a  minute; is there any  job anywhere else in
the world that even   comes close to   this?)
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In Hong Kong, a   betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill  her
adulterous husband,  but  may  only do so with her bare  hands. The
husband's lover,  on the other  hand, may be  killed in any  manner
desired. 

(Ah!    Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are  legal  in Liverpool, England - but  only in
tropical fish  stores. 

(But of    course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman  may only have sex with her husband,  and
the first time this happens, her  mother  must be in the room  to
witness the act. 

(Makes one  shudder at the  thought.)
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In  Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it  is illegal for a man to have  sex with a  woman
and her daughter at the same   time. 

(I presume this was  a big  enough problem that they had to pass    this
law?)
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In Maryland, it  is  illegal to sell condoms from vending  machines
with one  exception:  Prophylactics may be dispensed from  a vending
machine  only "in places where  alcoholic  beverages are sold for
consumption  on the  premises." 

(Is  this a great country or  what? Not as  great as   Guam!)
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Banging your  head against a  wall uses 150 calories an  hour. 

(Who volunteers  for this   stuff?)
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Humans  and dolphins are the  only species that have sex  for  pleasure. 

(Is that why Flipper was  always    smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50  times  its own weight, can pull 3 0  times its own
weight and  always  falls over on its right side  when intoxicated. 

(From  drinking little bottles  of...?)
(Did the govt.  pay for this    research??)
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Butterflies taste  with  their feet. 

(Ah, geez.)
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An  ostrich's eye is  bigger than its  brain. 

(I know some people   like   that.)
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Starfish  don't have  brains. 

(I know some people like that,    too.)
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And, the best for   last.....
Turtles can breathe through  their butts. 

 


Rai
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