Text 3669, 44 rader
Skriven 2006-03-07 12:13:00 av George Pope (2568.funny)
   Kommentar till text 3617 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: A Joke
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GS>   A few minutes passed, ad Jones began again, "L-l-l-l-look____"
GS>
GS>   Smith weary of having everything over before Jones could finish, said,
GS> "It's all right, I see, I see . . ."
GS>
GS>   There was a brief pause and then Jones said, "But if you saw it, why
GS> did you step in it?"


A stuttering man finally decides to go to the doctor to see if his
speech impediment can be cured.  The doctor thoroughly examines the man
and finally asks him to drop his pants.

Out comes this gigantic dick and the doctor pronounces the root of the
problem to be strain on the vocal chords from the effects of gravity
being transmitted up to the neck area.

The patient then asks, "wh-wh-at c-c-ca-an b-b-e d-d-done ab-b-bout- t-t
i-i-t?" to which the doctor replies, "modern surgery can work miracles.
We can replace your dick with one of normal size and the stuttering will
disappear right after the operation."

The patient eagerly agrees to the surgery, and as promised his
stuttering disappears.

About 3 months later the man returns to the doctor and complains,
"doctor, I am grateful to you for having cured me, but my wife really
misses a big dick, and rather than lose her I've decided to get my old
dick back and live with stuttering for the rest of my life."  The doctor
then looks straight at the man and replies, "d-d- de-deal's a d-d-deal."



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