Text 3884, 70 rader
Skriven 2006-04-12 06:08:43 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 3874 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: Rumours from Funny. . .
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On (10 Apr 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> I did, you were still wrong; I should know -- I've had beers many
 GS>    > times in a pub on a Sunday.
 GS>
 GS>  SHIT.....you must be correct AS you live there! SHAME in the I C
 GS> E-man.

Well, feel free to show up on a Sunday and I'll shout you a beer or two!

 GS>  GP> No, you can't purchase bottled beer to take home on a Sunday,
 GS> except
 GS>    > from a few beer & wine stores that never seem to be anywhere
 GS>    > convenient to my house!
 GS>
 GS>    TELL me Mate....does the government still own ALL of the
 GS> BOOZE_outlets?

No.  Mostly, but not ALL.  The aforementioned beer/wine stores were
always private. . . and now the gov is selling off the actual liquor
distribution outlets (where you can buy everything, including whiskey,
vodka, tequila, rum. . . as well as beer & wine, of course!)

 GS>    OK....now in Christchurch if drinking after 3:00 am, you leave the
 GS>          BAR you're drinking in, your out in the cold, cause you can't
 GS>          return to that bar/pub and also can't enter any other BAR/PUB
 GS>          in the down-town area!!! It's the COPs LAW!!!! ;-((((

Yeah, about 1:00am here in Vancouver, but they're trying to change it to
3:00am on weekends. . .

 GS>  GP> We can, too, but from a beer/wine store.
 GS>
 GS> AGAIN.....
 GS>
 GS>     TELL me Mate....does the government still own ALL of the
 GS> BOOZE_outlets?

AGAIN....

No. And they never did own all the beer/wine outlets!

 GS> "My first five calls," he lamented, "were answered by children who had
 GS> no idea where their parents were!"

Ahhh, modern times. . .


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