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Skriven 2006-04-19 02:56:30 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: funnies from another BBS network
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FUNNY

 GP> On (13 Apr 06) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>   "Back in the room six ninety-one," she gasped, "There's two
   > hundred and fifteen pounds of dynamite with a two inch fuse!"

 -=[14-Apr-2006 10:57, George Pope replied IN a message to Greg Sears]=-

 GP> If it wasn't lit, what's she worried about?

  G-day George Pope, then why bother?

> OBQs & As for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


    Q & A on Everything You Need To Know About Marriage

Q. Our daughter has announced her plans to marry a pleasant enough young
   man.  Are we expected to shell out for an engagement party as well as
   for the wedding itself?

A. If she is not pregnant and has succeeded in extracting a diamond ring
   from a solvent heterosexual, quit bitching.

Q. How much should a guy spend on a wedding ring?

A. More than he can afford.

Q. My fiance has given me an engagement ring I can't stand.  Can I say
   something or must I grin and bear it?

A. Sell it and buy something nice.  Men never notice such things.

Q. How and when should I let my old boyfriends know of my engagement?  I
   haven't told them we're through yet.

A. An invitation to the wedding should clue them in.

Q. My fiancees family cannot afford a lavish wedding, but my parents
   think it's important and have volunteered to pay for the entire
   affair.  If that's OK, does my mother have control of the plans?

A. Absolutely, Money Talks.

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